Ally Bruener

Former stand-up comic ~ Antique joke book hoarder ~ Writer-ish ~ Asymmetrical AF ~ Bad @ high5’s & gravity ~ Raddest gimp on this side of the ‘sippi ~ she/her

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

The sooner society accepts that crippled people can be assholes too, the faster we'll experience social equality.
So.. Youre welcome, gimps!

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[Alex Schubert @alexschubes]

Bernie Sanders is every Cincinnati Bengals fan watching the playoffs this year

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

Looks more like a bronze age, President Whoreline.

[CSPAN @cspan]

President Trump: "We will stand bravely, we will live proudly, we will dream boldly and and nothing will stand in our way because we are Americans. The future's ours and our golden age has just begun."

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

mamaw i love ye prints ! https://t.co/dMk1foDexG

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

@de_caliga Surviving, not thriving. Neutral enough! Thanks for asking.

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

Dudes criticizing #TamponTim are the ones who never discovered the creative solution for their swamp ass.

[Sean Heineman @SeanHeineman13]

JD Vance's mamaw never made him go pick his own switch and it shows. #HeAintFromHere

[Anna Landre ♿️ @annalandre]

An absolutely badass addition to my hall of fame of disability campaigns from @CoorDown for #WorldDownSyndromeDay.

And the woman in the video is @MadisonTevlin. 🦾💋

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Someone in my neighborhood built what I can best describe as a Halloween Manger.

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

When the fuck did corndogs transition from using hotdogs to chicken logs?!

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

@companyman @realphilhendrie I have not.

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

👩‍🦼Whenever I mention inaccessibility to an abled acquaintance👩‍🦼

Them: "You should contact the ADA!"
Me: "Why would the American Dental Association care?"

Friendly reminder that the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) is a piece of legislation, not a government agency.

[Andy Arias @andyzwheelz]

seeing @SFdirewolf on #humanresources makes me smile.

[Ally Bruener @brueapilsner]

@MichaelMarcinko 🤗 You're my fave

[Joe DeVito @JoeDeVitoComedy]

"Well, my first mistake was having a name that sounds like 'I Likes Murder.'"
- Alex Murdaugh

[Amigo the Devil @AmigoTheDevil]

You don't always know where a song is headed until it gets there 😂

@MonsterMusic @MonsterEnergy

@TaylorGuitars

[Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler @ElayneBoosler]

LOL. Happy #Caturday. #tailsofjoy https://t.co/YNSa5Tk10K

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

The Nail Salon Regular

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

Lettuce prices might be soaring, but my tossed salad is still on the dollar menu.