Bryan Rasmussen

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[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

Sure, it’s all funny until somebody gets hurt. And even then it’s kinda funny.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@mark_dow @SaraEisen @carlquintanilla It was. And so is this.

[John Steidley @JohnKSteidley]

It is interesting how many times I've heard the phrase "stochastic parrot" repeated... -@benwr

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@EgeErdil2 @tylercowen The most damaging spy, however, was Klaus Fuchs, who was born in Germany.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

The problem with a Mideast deal is that either Iran or Israel can veto it by launching attacks. And no possible deal is acceptable to both.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

I am begging managers to google “hanoi rat bounty.”

[Ars Technica @arstechnica]

Amazon employees are "tokenmaxxing" due to pressure to use AI tools https://t.co/C2HOJXpsiY

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

Gonna miss Spirit Airlines. That’s not sarcasm, either. I actually liked them. 😔

[Adam Ozimek @ModeledBehavior]

I have a feeling less work is coming for the UAW but not in the way he's hoping

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

I think the Iran war is a huge mistake, but Americans’ obsession with gas prices is weird and counterproductive. Also, the president in normal times has basically no control over them.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝

I’ve learned two things:

Never waste a good cigar.
Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

[Tom Forth @thomasforth]

The price mechanism is one of the neatest and most prosperity generating bits of economics. And one of the most emotionally disliked by humans right across the political spectrum.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@agraybee I think he means “people who can’t afford to buy a car.”

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour

[Mathieu @miniapeur]

Mathematicians handling linear algebra to the machine learning community.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@scottlincicome Wow, he really is ushering in a new era of peaceful global trade. Just without the U.S. as one of its participants.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@agraybee Andrew Jackson when he shut down the Second Bank of the United States.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@TPCarney @JohnTierneyNYC Term limits. I used to think that was what voting was for, but I’m starting to appreciate the value of systematic guardrails.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

@scottlincicome The downstream layoffs are spread over hundreds of factories. It’s a lot easier to send a news crew out to a closing steel mill to do 50 interviews at once.

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

Check must have bounced.

[Fed @lord_fed]

Breaking: BAHAMAS POLICE HAVE ARRESTED FORMER FTX CEO SAM BANKMAN-FRIED - BAHAMAS ATTORNEY GENERAL - Reuters

[Bryan Rasmussen @bryanras]

Please stop renaming this service. https://t.co/VDMOeBDDzy