Bryptoza Roads

Wasteland raiding critter | Hunter of the holy alfalfa | Builder of Citadel

Crypto Products | DAOs | DeFi and everything in between

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Everyone gets everything he wants.

I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.

And when it is over, I'll never want another.

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@willo2_Poly

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@RahulOnChain @nicksolrik you can unshield your tokens in a portfolio app.

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@aoTheComputer why is payment not on $AO?

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@CryptoHayes Do you get these views?

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@therobotjames Margin call is waaaay better. Big short is just an attempt to pander to normies that need to be explained basic stuff with Margo Robbie in a bath tub.

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@coinfessions Obviously @gavofyork

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@crymeaCOIN Man of his word. No tweets until 35k

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@coinfessions Super fake.

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@BillLaboon Yes Bill, but the truth is that nobody really cares about it anymore.
You had a CMO at Parity charging $ 1.5 Mn +, and he achieved nothing.
You have an ex Ripple BD scammer boasting about usdc… with 0 liquidity.
You paid 50 mn so luka modric shills dot.
0 new users… just sad.

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@thewenlambo @ViktorDefi @Coin98Analytics Sure call it as you wish. You call it what the W3F wants to call it because you drank their kool aide anyway, that doesn’t change the fact that all the people I know that work at parity have to start looking for new jobs effect immediately… because gavin hates comms & Ecosystem

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@AlexSiman @paritytech @Polkadot Several employees have said this was announced during an all hands meeting by the COO. No proof because it’s “not public”. But they can’t buy the silence of that many people.
Basically everyone who’s not a core dev is out of a job by EOY.

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Lol everyone who is not a core dev working at @paritytech just got fired in the name of @Polkadot decentralization.

Shit company for a shit protocol. Good riddance.

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@Pickle_cRypto Hahahaha beautiful

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I just recovered some ETH that I had completely forgotten about since 2018 from an Ether Delta smart contract. Ether Delta was the first DEX I got to experience.

It's just like tfw you find thousands of dollars in the pocket of an old jacket you wore last 5 years ago.

Happy day

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@CryptoSegments You must be high. You probably don’t even realize that chain can’t do more than 30 tps. They’re hiding information from you pleb.

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@rektdiomedes Problem waking up and exercising early, it seems I've trained my brain to be awake and active at 6, so now I wake up at 3 and cant go back to sleep. Then I cant rise by 6 and exercise because of insomniac night...

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I had a horrible nightmare where the #Bitcoin ETF was approved while I slept and I woke up to a 100k god candle without me having an open long.

I woke up sweating. I wasn't able to go back to sleep.

This scenario becomes increasingly possible. Things will never be the same.

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@heart_ yeah but one of them is "instagram famous"...

Notice how "instagram famous" people need to emphasise on the fact that they are famous *on instagram*, because outside of instagram, they're not famous and nobody recognizes them so as to tolerate and celebrate their bullshit.

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@mrkusama @Polkadot Classic @Polkadot community stance: “we have the best tech, you’re too stupid to use it”.

Funny thing is that with those ecosystem vibes, you actually think people are one day gonna leave everything aside and move to polkadot…

… also Parity is on fire.