Kyle Bunch

You can't always get what you want.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@Aerocles dude let er rip

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

OFFICIAL: Lakers sign Carson Cooper to a two-way contract.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

it’s science

[Del Taco @DelTaco]

hot take: crinkle fries are the greatest fry shape ever made and it's not close

[katiebakes @katiebakes]

LOOSE HIPS SINK CHIPS https://t.co/yJ4G6GuEKI

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

I liked @buccocapital’s honeyd*ck scenario, but the ‘court-ordered liquidity event’ theory is even better

[YT@AlexFP16 @BeingHorizontal]

Jensen Huang getting caught with a suspected Chinese spy is not a national security crisis. It's the greatest liquidity event in market history.

He's running the Lou Pai Enron playbook to perfection. How do you dump billions in $NVDA at the absolute peak of the AI bubble without spooking the tape or triggering an SEC/DOJ insider trading? You get a divorce judge to legally force you to liquidate the position.

Zero regulatory blowback. Generational bag secured. 🏆 Undisputed GOAT.

Regulators hate this one simple trick.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@molmccann literally the craziest thing anyone has ever written on the internet.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@Aerocles Sturdy Sauce sounds like something new from the makers of Lean

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

props to Jensen for honeypot body count discipline

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@evanwch @paoloredtoblue i bookmarked but i don't think i got the update?

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@jmontforttx it's like being the only party in power for 30 years leaves you with no one to blame when things go south?

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

'Artificial' viral marketing is 🔥

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Ilya Sutskever texts Greg Brockman

November 21, 2015

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

prayers up for anyone who bet this on polymarket

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

I am going to make a bold and early call. @VivekGRamaswamy will run for POTUS and win. I think the country is ready for his message. He is young, smart, talented and will attract the center to the right to win. He speaks hard truths which many believe but fear to say.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

the greatest shot call ever?

[Byron Wan @Byron_Wan]

Is Huang Xiaole (黄小乐) aka Alice Huang a 燕子 working for the CCP?

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@devahaz Calacanis looks halfway into a pivot to fried chicken mogul

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

this one pairs well with the latest Artificial trailer

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

@devahaz feels like you just have to route it the right way to make the right people rich(er) selling their land/right-of-way at a huge premium? run of the mill tuesday in Texas.

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

Fact: 84% of the House districts Dems are on track to flip this year contain a Cracker Barrel, and just 59% are home to a Whole Foods.

By contrast, 67% of the districts Dems flipped in 2018 contained a Whole Foods, and just 56% were home to a Cracker Barrel.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

Congratulations to A&M on another record

[Luke Evangelist @lukeevangelist_]

This stat is insane.

Texas A&M is the first team in college football history to have 450+ total yards of offense, zero turnovers, and score zero touchdowns in the same game.

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

Talarico/Druski 2028

[Kyle Bunch @bunch]

Also stuck the landing. And then some.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Druski's monologue!