Brett Bishop

Culture Junkie, Information Sponge, Design Strategist.

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

@barstoolcarl Guy needs to go back to sitting in his La-Z-Boy

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

Additionally, why do the @jetblue folks at BNA seem like they have no idea what to do when a bag’s lost?! ��We will probably find it before you leave.” Like...within a week? Cool.

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

.@jetblue manages to lose both my and my wife’s bags on a direct flight from BOS to BNA. And “delivery may be slow because...the holidays...you know.” Cool, thanks @JetBlue.

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

@ChaseSupport Was using the chase app. Is this a known issue?

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

Go to use my @Chase travel points for the first time. Woo!

And...spinning animation of death on the confirmation screen. Wait. Nada. Refresh. Nada.

What gives?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

LOL to the libs conflating the AR-15 to an M-16 when the f/t r-spread rate of the AR-15 when in .0003 per g/6 (- optic rail and boar’s tooth tumble ratio) is LESS than the fferggghshrjjdcujdjdkdk##fgvxx hrrrn

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.

[Steven Pasquale @StevePasquale]

MAGA.

Men.
Are.
Getting.
Arrested.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

Wild how you can conspire against the United States & walk into FBI offices handcuff-free while Eric Garner was choked to death for loosies.

[Lindsay @lindzschminz]

Man I wish I could get away with making mistakes by saying I'm only 29 🤔 https://t.co/jVx0aGmmUJ

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

@jferrell323 “In case you missed it”

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

https://t.co/JZqEnOsCKN

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I hope President Dumbass thinks he won his battle with war widows so we can move on - cuz his next step is to have Pence walk out on funeral

[Senator Bob Corker @SenBobCorker]

It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

[profloumoore @loumoore12]

Imagine losing your shit over nonviolent protests, but keeping your cool over mass killings.

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

@horowitz39 Yep. You didn't get shut down. You gave up. Wah.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Congrats to Donald Trump on producing the words "racism is bad" at the same rate a cat walking across a computer keyboard would have.

[Brett Bishop @bwbishop]

So...this? #altright #NeoNazis #charlottesville #ifyourenotoutraged https://t.co/PLW4On1hE4

[Jason Ferrell @jferrell323]

@bwbishop https://t.co/wko4k7UQd3

[Ryan Page @helloryanpage]

"I see digital teams that work together like they just said 'Hey let’s play a game.' And that’s it, that's all. –L. Welchman" #PPPConf