Brian

Husband, Dad, Disney nerd, Swiftie, part time runner, beer and bourbon enthusiast, sneaker head. The human form of the 💯 emoji

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

True or False: You've seen your favorite MLB team win a World Series in your lifetime.

[Brian @bwllamas]

There’s an obvious one

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

We need to retire the “Captain America” phrase if these are the two guys we are giving that nickname to

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One of the great milestones in life was graduating from The Attic to The Freaky Tiki

[Chief Sports Network @ChiefSportsNet]

Anyone else still miss it?

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@Sadie_NC @NFL I bet this goes hard if you’re dumb as a rock

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@JonnyRoot_ LeBron has three gold medals though

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@WesKinetic We used to be a proper country

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This graphic explains how fucking brain dead the modern American right is

[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Hooyah

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@EstieMaddie Joe Biden wouldn’t let him cut his grass and feed his dog

[Brian @bwllamas]

I can’t imagine hating Spanish speaking people so much I have to pretend this isn’t the drizzling shits

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

I cannot believe millions of people watch and presumably enjoy this

[Brian @bwllamas]

@mattvanswol So that means about 125 million watched Bad Bunny

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@1OgOutlaw This was 25 years ago

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X.

Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 🇺🇸

[Brian @bwllamas]

If this were a little better I’d say it looks like the drizzling shits

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

THE LINEUP FOR THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW IS HERE! 🔥

Watch Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett THIS SUNDAY 🇺🇸

[Brian @bwllamas]

I know Cardona isn’t winning but it would be awesome #RoyalRumble

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He looks like a whiny bitch

[Adam Francisco @adamfrancisco_]

My friend NeverWoke (banned on X) just got kicked out of Farmhouse restaurant in Del Rey. One of their Latina waitresses booed him twice when he walked past her to use the bathroom, presumably due to his MAGA hat. He questioned why an employee of a restaurant,who should remain neutral, would make a customer feel uncomfortable.

After he got kicked out, they kicked out
@FreeAndWhiskey and I even thought we never stepped foot inside the restaurant. We were standing on their public sidewalk minding our own business and had no idea what was going on inside the restaurant.

My video coming tomorrow.

This shouldn’t be happening in Florida.

[Brian @bwllamas]

P.C.U. was a whole ass movie about Gen X campus protest

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

Gen X was in college from 1982-1997, I don’t remember a single major campus protest, we found our boomer parents’ tales of resistance absurd, especially because they abandoned it all so easily for a Ford Taurus. Protest is not our jam.

[Brian @bwllamas]

@3OclockRadio showing up in my podcast feed today

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

F*** IT, SEAHAWKS VS. PACKERS ODDS ARE LIVE 🚨