pooja🫐

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the odyssey was almost as loud as bang bang by me jessie and ari

[maine @stellardaya]

Z026

[Zito @_Zeets]

This is just insane shit

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

CVS is telling me my dog is going to be treated as an independent legal adults under HIPAA when he turns 18.

[yours truly @PleasantAndEvil]

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

[Geoff @kwoade]

Believe it or not she does occasionally land.

[csz @cszabla]

the concept of “hand weaving memory” sounds like something from a postmodern version of greek mythology

[mrs meowkins @mrsmeowkins]

5yo made this at summer camp, Orca eating a Leopard Seal eating a Penguin eating an Antarctic Silverfish eating Krill

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

my cat just stuck her tiny disgusting paw in my coffee and then yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined

[irα!! @solarsystern]

little brother drove me to my exam and picked me up 9 hours later (bc he's the best) and in between, in a sort of satire or how long my exam was, he:
- went to stew leonard's
- went to beach
- went to the aquarium
- went to the mall
- saw the odyssey

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[Chelsea @MakeupxChelsea]

🍬

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?

[Spacesthetic @interiorsuckerr]

Resin Roswell table lamp by Seletti, designed by Studio Job and inspired by the 1947 Roswell incident

[James Shedden @jamesshedden]

Far from home

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

t’challa jr we need you to fight doctor doom

t’challa jr:

[𖹭 ֶָ֢ @__Moonvibes]

Cuando digo que quiero paz, a esto me refiero.