Carl Engström

People call me 'Eng' (with a soft g like in 'sing'). Sr. Staff Engineer @ Spotify. Opinions mine.

[Carl Engström @c_rlengstrom]

@eldsjal Haha! I love that I'm in this video *twice*! "Boring, but useful" - that's what I do!

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

♪ ♫ ♬ YOUNG DEV! There's a format you know

I said, YOUNG DEV! ♪ ♫ ♬ With Python, Ruby, or Go

You can WRITE IT! And I'm sure you will face 

So many. Ways. To. Fuck. Up. Whitespace...

♪ ♫ ♬ It's fun to write config in Y.A.M.L! ♪ ♫ ♬

[Emil Privér @emil_priver]

Why is this so accurate

[Mathias Cederholm (äv. Bluesky, Threads, Mastodon) @mathiasced]

X av idag. Berglöf yttrar åsikt. Ericson kommer med whataboutism. Berglöfs tweet 20 tsn visn. 111 gilla. Ericsons 1576 visn, 131 gilla (högt, en liten aktivistarmé, botar?). De som klickat gilla på Ericson får aldrig reda på att Berglöf HADE varit ”lika kritisk” + skrivit om det.

[Eric Wastl @ericwastl]

For the ninth(!) year in a row, I will be releasing 25 programming puzzles over the first 25 days of December over on https://t.co/yUcqHAUbop! It's completely free thanks to AoC++ supporters and thanks to sponsors. If you want to check it out early, all past puzzles are still up!

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

As I have repeatedly said over the last decade, the danger of machine intelligence isn't malignant machines, it's the use by people and concentration of power. I don't have a need for more feudal lords embedding their values into the very systems which influence me.

[April King 🌀 @CubicleApril]

tech be like:

hiring a staff engineer: one req, six hours of interviews

promoting to staff: a ten page promo doc requiring months of effort, feedback from dozens of colleagues, and approval by six layers of management

… and then we wonder why the average tenure is so short.

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

The hatred grows slowly - from ideas, prejudice, and words of dehumanisation.

It's worrying that vile words of Holocaust #denial, #antisemitism and hatred do not violate @X @Support rules.

cc: @elonmusk @lindayaX @CommunityNotes

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

He used to shout “lock her up”

[DevOpsDays Denmark @devopsdayscph]

@solidtubez's talk on Revolutionizing Developer Experience with 3.5 Platform Engineers is online! 💻

Join Jessica and her team's remarkable case study and discover how they transformed the developer experience using cloud native projects.
Watch it here: https://t.co/2GChgxXeP6

[Markus Deserno @MarkusDeserno]

It’s been *forever* since my last Physics Twitter Thread 😳.

But today I ran into a beautiful artistic physics demo in my hometown that inspired me to write a few lines.

I’m sure you’ve all seen these massive floating granite balls. How do they work?

1/13

[Carl Engström @c_rlengstrom]

@mattnworb 🙋‍♂️

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Hey @elonmusk, let me interview you about what is actually going on with your company. No cagefight, no debate, no dumb stuff like that, just questions and answers. We'll do it on Spaces. Let's go?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Water privatisation is a con.

(Location: Thames Water HQ)

[Carl Engström @c_rlengstrom]

@_Felipe https://t.co/cGiK7J4XLd

As code writing becomes more efficient, the demand for programmers goes up, not down.

[Carl Engström @c_rlengstrom]

@patricagblad The Jedi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Everyone else: That's quite the absolute.

The Jedi: Would you look at the time, got to go, cheerio!

[Robert Saunders @redhistorian]

Wise words from @caitlinmoran, in an age of conspiratorial populism.

If you think everything is the fault of "enemies of the people", "saboteurs", "new elites", "the deep state", "lefty lawyers" or "the establishment", the problem may lie closer to home.

[Kenan Habul @Kenan_Habul]

Att samlas i parker för att fira sin högtid och sälja majblommor, är väl 10 av 10 integrationspoäng. Ändå sitter galaxhjärnor här och spyr ut sin rasism över att muslimer firar eid i nöjespark samt det, för mig helt oförklarliga, hatet mot ett BARN som sålt många majblommor.