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[Whitney Houston We Have a Problem @BHacrosstheUS]

The “woke mind virus” is literally just empathy.

That’s it. It’s empathy.

[Steve Blair @UniversalExile]

Trump's furious because as a Bishop, Budde can move as far she wants diagonally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Regular reminder that most trans people are just trying to navigate their way through their lives with as little impact on you as possible

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

I wrote about Trump’s inauguration. https://t.co/LuGtJAIYxc

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[jeremy poxon @JeremyPoxon]

[guy whose country is about to elect Peter Dutton] can't believe these idiots voted trump

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Trump wins, Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without rancor. And if Harris wins, Harris supporters must be understanding about Trump supporters’ violence and rioting.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

In the battle between Superman and Lex Luthor, The Daily Planet has decided not to take a side.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is here to listen. Elmo loves you, Mr. Andrew Garfield! ❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again

[Tom Gauld @tomgauld]

My latest @newscientist cartoon.

[CC @caffeine_power]

@sydneyswans So good!!! Also gonna put this 2012 GF piece for one of the best-ever Swans videos:

https://t.co/mjCOZZywO4

[Amy Remeikis @AmyRemeikis]

This is actually amazing. Columnist ignores sign because she ‘thinks she knows better’. Columnist gets lost in Canada. Columnist then blames Australian bureaucracy for getting lost in Canada. Columnist then writes about it, still thinking they are right.

[CC @caffeine_power]

Woot woot! Looking forward to grabbing the paper tomorrow for this poster of Air Heeney ✈️🙌

📸@danhimbrechts

[Sydney Swans @sydneyswans]

One of those thanks ✅

Get your superman Heeney poster in the @dailytelegraph telegraph tomorrow 🙌🏽
Also available for digital subscribers as a download.

#Bloods

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[The Chaser @chaser]

"Under Harris, a foreigner has been allowed to take over the minds of American children" says Trump

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."