Djouk

a place for my outlandish thoughts. I’m big on Data, Finance and Anthropology.

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

One day, I’ll be like Kanye, an unhinged billionaire tweeting outlandish shit.

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

@IfunanyaDelilah She’s probably annoying

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

The world is shrinking

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@ReclaimD1 Lol broke bitch

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Video of a child’s birthday cake with Jollof rice covered with icing has sparked reactions online

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

If you can’t show me the way, you need to get the fuck out my way.

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

@PulseNigeria247 @Blvck_skinhead Whattt

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: CA mother pleads guilty to involuntary manslaughter after being accused of saran wrapping a 56-year-old man like a mummy and pouring adhesive in his eyes to seal them shut, while she was recording content for her OF.

Michaela Rylaarsdam was allegedly paid $11,000 to engage in "fetish play" with the man, Michael Dale.

Rylaarsdam, a married mother of three, filmed content for four hours as Dale suffocated.

She allegedly wrapped him up like a mummy, glued women's boots on him, and poured glue into his eyes to seal them shut.

When police arrived at the scene, Dale was found with a bag over his head.

According to reports, Rylaarsdam's husband was aware of her activities and even helped run her "business."

Rylaarsdam pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter. She will likely be sentenced to four years in prison.

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

KLM teasing me for not taking trips

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Report shows that Nigerians have a special gene mutation which keeps them happy. 😳

Nigerians reportedly have the bliss chemical called “Anandamide” reduces the chances of depression, reduces PTSD, and makes it easier to forget painful memories.

[Djouk @callmeduke_]

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@_dimej Lmfao

[The People's MMA 🦈 @ThePeoplesMMA]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
- Bruce Lee

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[Joe Nakamoto ⚡️ @JoeNakamoto]

She Understands Bitcoin better than 99.99% of the world... In Africa

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Little Black girl taps into her magic /& guides a seal into performing tricks for her! 🐬🤣