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I've been watching @RubberNinja eat eggs for a week straight. He's almost done! #eggwalker

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If you're going to have a manic bender, at least do your laundry first ✨

[Ole Miss Kappa Sigma @umksig]

Kappa Sig will be donating $0.25 for every RT and $0.10 for every like this tweet gets towards #HurricaneHarvey relief efforts in Houston.

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@orsostelle we can do this.

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@orsostelle honestly same.

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When your mom insists that Imitation Game wasn't an accurate story because she doesn't believe Alan Turing was gay. 😒😒

[M @cannotbespelled]

The eventual heat death of the universe actually really upsets me.

[HOMAGE @HOMAGE]

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean. If a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Gandhi

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*laying on cousin bc tired*
Me: sorry I'm invading your personal space.
Her: it's okay. I don't feel anything anymore #workingblackfriday

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I drink vodka cranberries because of the health benefits of cranberry juice.

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

STILL SO EMOTIONALLY CONFUSED

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Lololol https://t.co/eKzGH4yzcM

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Iowa’s last win vs AP Top-2 team came in 1985 (def. No. 2 Michigan, 12-10).

Jim Harbaugh was the starting QB for Wolverines in that game.

[brittany 😸 @b_zop18]

Whenever September by Earth Wind & Fire comes on the radio, I want to shoot myself. Thanks A band.

[Ohio State Men's Hockey @OhioStateMHKY]

The Buckeyes bring their 5-0-2 record into a 7pm game vs. Robert Morris Friday in @TheSchott. #GoBucks

[NYTimes Communications @NYTimesPR]

The @nytimes’s Response to @realDonaldTrump's Retraction Letter https://t.co/zyJxjmPcnw

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@orsostelle GARDEN NOME

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I wonder what kind of shit people talk about me at work. Like, I work in a restaurant so I don't mind, but I'm nosy and curious.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

And then there were 3.

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@chadselmek @11W right???