Cap’s Dirty Jokes

No, I do not wish to purchase your nudes.

[Cap’s Dirty Jokes @capsdirtyjokes]

Free three piece! Thank you, @Whataburger

[latina fey @wh0r30z]

that one homie that got a micropenis but theyre lowkey chill

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

what if a make-a-wish kid say he want sum p*ssy what they gon do

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Sexual assault and racism are not funny joking matters! Ok maybe kinda tho. https://t.co/lm2UFMuOPK

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

“What is the charge? Cutting off a penis? A succulent raccoon penis?”

[🕯️👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🕯️ @1carolinagirl]

Critters
released 40 years ago today ~ April 11th 1986🎬💀🛸

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

20 points, 15 boards, 10 dead teenagers.

[Cap’s Dirty Jokes @capsdirtyjokes]

@girlinheadlight How about no

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. https://t.co/Iy8B3qEWOc

[𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕒 ☾ @NoDramaLanaa]

Bro just saw his search history 😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

50 years ago today, ‘STAR WARS’ began filming.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

CHUCK NORRIS MEGA THREAD

Let's celebrate the GOAT with Chuck Norris MEMES and Chuck Norris JOKES

Go!

[Cap’s Dirty Jokes @capsdirtyjokes]

@Lou4u75 Finally!

[Shaggy @TheTrueShaggy]

Watch your tone like actually

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Sperm Racing has announced the 2026 Sperm Racing World Cup, where participants from 128 countries will compete for a $100,000 grand prize.

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Babe wake up, they made an ihopplebees