Brett Thompson

I’m the friend that keeps trying to get someone else to put a brick pizza oven in their backyard.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@AdamSchefter man... trump is such a loser.

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@1Deez_2Real 4 hits. over 4 hits that knocked him out of each game he was in. but tell me more, professor. maybe use some more emojis... like you've had a few concussions yourself.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@joerussotweets Don’t worry about Zigs. He’s a bitch. But seceding would just leave us with nazis at our border. Broke, uneducated, armed nazis. Also not great.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@kbiegel @ZombiePanther2 Big, big, fail. And fuck RFK for maneuvering those votes from him to Stein and Trump.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@AB84 @elosoblanco69 Your brain is toast. “Grandma, I’m free!!!”… of anyone who cares about what you say.

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Fuck Jill Stein.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@JimMuessig @ToxicDontMindMe @GRIFTLESS @HashtagGriswold This comment is dripping with irony.

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@JimMuessig @HashtagGriswold Your face looks like a taint.

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@HashtagGriswold @kbiegel I remember when she got $20 million from Fox for enabling rapists and now she’s… enabling a rapist. Cool.

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@CalltoActivism He’s such a pathetic loser.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@wsteaks @Acosta Too much money and too much time on their hands.

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@joerogan @elonmusk No thanks.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@HotMoozik “Fannie May is behind all the tariffs!” These morons…

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@AntiquarianMuse The rantings of futility.

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@Ronxyz00 uh oh, charlie cuck had a wittle tantwum? who would've guessed?

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@bruce_steiner jail. lock him up.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

only way to stop new MAGAs is to have the older ones castrate themselves to own the libs... i'm on board.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Dear Iowa.

You know what to do.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@SundaeDivine please do. nobody gives a shit about the the cowboys.

[Brett Thompson @captaincritic]

@nypost wahhh. but Trump can stream with the nelk boys for like 12 hours? eat a dick, FCC.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

BOMBSHELL: Jeffrey Epstein said "I was Donald's closest friend for 10 years". He also explained Trump would fuck his friend's wives and the first time he slept with Melania it was on the Lolita Express. HOLY SHIT https://t.co/pOJERFDP0G