CaptainDaddyXL🐝

Aaron || he/him || prog post-hardcore/mathcore/jazz-fusion nut || Detroit sports || views are 100% my own

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Said “hopefully that was halal” as Jared Goff bit into the turkey leg and my uncle got so mad he had to go outside

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Will Vest should be put in the mechanism and sealed away

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

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she croque ma dame shit til I Gruyère

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[#1 university in existence @javonEC24]

@KuKhahil @MalcolmMusic

[Ku 🦉 @KuKhahil]

This was a foul on Cade Cunningham

Everyone say a prayer for James Harden, the prison ball Pistons leader almost killed him with a 1990’s reckless play!

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oh boy an excuse to use my favorite Cowboys gif

[Kalshi Football @KalshiGridiron]

The Cowboys currently have a 24% chance to win 11+ games next season, per @Kalshi

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Currently dominating a playoff series

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BRING TS TO KZOO

[NBABase @TheNBABase]

New Blazers owner Tom Dundon is reportedly “ruthless” and will not hesitate to move the franchise to Nashville, Austin, or Kalamazoo if Portland politicians continue to treat the relocation threat as a “hollow bluff,” per @billoram

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Oh no Skubal’s down!!! You gotta sell your season tickets now!!! You don’t wanna go to Comerica to see the Tigers anymore and you wanna sell me your entire season package for dirt cheap now!!!!!

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Tobias Harris legacy series

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Warming up in a local Minnesota park for the rally with @peggyflanagan.

[Running From The OPS @OPS_BASEBALL]

Early American League Rookie Leaders

[The Spirit of the NBA @TilerTailor]

#raindelayanswers middle guy snorts the cheese

[wint @dril]

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

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Genuine jumpscare of a headline

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian.

He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.

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so glad that my entire generation is resigned to being exhausted for the rest of our lives💖