caramine

nap advocate. find me on AniList where it's fun to be, unlike here.

[caramine @caraminez]

Dont ever take your pets to a Vetco clinic for vaccines. Not for any moral or safety reasons, they're just really annoying to get records from.

[caramine @caraminez]

@Is_A_Gal @TeddyisVenn If anything it's the opposite. Masculine clothing is considered unisex

[caramine @caraminez]

@meg4ynium @kzzrttt That movie is canceled fyi

[kokichi guro enforcer 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @faunaswag]

couldn’t even find black slacks they r like 20 dollars this cosplay sucks

[caramine @caraminez]

@shytwunk Everything is like this now unfortunately

[caramine @caraminez]

Most of it is NOT criticism btw, it's "the light is green," "this is your turn," "BRAKE." Criticism would be more like, "I've noticed that you continuously wiggle the steering wheel so the car bounces back and forth across the lane at all times"

[caramine @caraminez]

My Mom: *almost drives into the shoulder on a highway ramp because she's fiddling with the AC and not looking at the road [fourth near miss in five minutes]*
Me: CAN YOU PLEASE DRIVE THE CAR?
Mom: Wow I sure do get tired of having my driving criticized

[caramine @caraminez]

@InPlasticWrap Ikari Shinji has never worn blue jeans, I'm sorry

[caramine @caraminez]

@MudkipNerd_ It would be bland and tasteless. Have we learned nothing from the grocery store?

[caramine @caraminez]

@Scribblybloke @mertonesque It is

[caramine @caraminez]

@rohit994006 @another_heifer @BBCWorld The chances of contracting rabies from this scenario is so infinitesimal that bro is genuinely at greater risk from the rabies vaccine itself

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

as Anime predicted

[caramine @caraminez]

@another_heifer @BBCWorld I would guess that they didn't think it was necessary to vaccinate you because rabies is not endemic in mice. The mouse didn't even die in a suspicious way, it was killed by a cat. If anything, they should have given your cat post-exposure prophylaxis for fleas

[Paul Hundred, GED @paul_hundred]

"Tell the world, stop the war"

[caramine @caraminez]

@bmlong137 @Feldfrog Do you think this was a serious proposal on my part

[caramine @caraminez]

@soychotic I need someone to tell this man about jersey knit sheets

[caramine @caraminez]

@ducksays Damn bro sick dunk on your elderly mom

[caramine @caraminez]

@triangledread @Feldfrog Good for themed decks of cards

[caramine @caraminez]

@lsentalonborne @poisonjr Please point me to the free flowers