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🏳️‍⚧️ reject/failure | abi 🧠🔨🗑 | 99.7% retweets | eng/日本語 | OFMD quote here | old, get off my lawn

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

she's a 10 but you've irreparably poisoned the only pure love you'll ever experience with petty jealousies and paranoid recriminations drawn from an overpowering belief located deep inside yourself that you never were and never will be deserving of a 10

[Animation Compendia @AnimationCompen]

We have recently come across a treasure's trove-worth of Disney content. One of them was a teaser trailer for Hercules, which was shown only in theaters in front of the 1996 live-action film 101 Dalmatians. Included in this trailer was this alternate shot not in the final film:

[Val @VK_HM]

This is true. The city pop craze of the late 2010s was entirely driven by uploads by those archivists. The image people associate most with Marika Takeuchi’s Plastic Love was from a different album but used on a YouTube upload

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

4chan only exists because people wouldn't stop talking about Azumanga Daioh on something awful to the point they had to start a new site. It's like they don't even teach kids real history anymore.

[Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_]

My father received a call from God this holiday season and had to go but he wants you all to know that he had a gas making all those funny pics. The only thing he left was a birdcage he made which is hilarious b/c he hated birds. Goodbye Dad. Thanks for always being there.

[Rocco Botte @ PAX West @rocco_botte]

We have to go back.

[lowtax speedrun any% 𓅃 @carperectum]

あなたの気持ちを傷つけなかったことを願いますが、もし傷つけたなら、私が言ったことを理解してもらいたいです。私はよく翻訳ソフトを使って不注意に話します。私が実際に聞きたいよりも粗野に聞こえるかもしれません

[lowtax speedrun any% 𓅃 @carperectum]

昨日は間違った翻訳をしたかもしれません。もしこれを見たならごめんなさい。私は日本語があまりよくわからないんです。私が言ったことがうっかり侮辱的��ったと思います...本当にごめんなさい！

[Cliopadra | ➡️ TIC 7 21.-23.8| the ineffables live @Cliopadraart]

Don’t you just love it when horrible people ruin stuff for everyone else

[Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill 🪷 💙 @amerrill2]

I love making cameo videos for everyone, but please don’t ask me to roast or trash talk anywhere that I’ve previously worked. I won’t do it.

[Scott Gairdner @scottgairdner]

This is my podcast content way of saying I have a new baby boy. 👶 🙌 Listen to the episode for a full breakdown of his feeding schedule & stool health

[ibcf @_ibcf_]

i seem to have been pegged as a bit of a hanna-barbera hater, but i should point out when i've taken the opposite tack and tried sharing the h-b stuff i actually like, such as fred & barney's caterpillar dance, the usual reaction i get is some variation on "wtf is this shit?"

[のんち @minaminononchi]

おかわりいただけるだろうか…

[wint @dril]

yelling "this is it! The one thatll kill us all" every time i hear a firework to freak out my 8 big stupid ass dogs in my horrible apartment

[Careen Ingle @CareenIngle]

A balanced meal is anything that's easy to draw

[JER the Artist (They/Them) @Skatunenetwork]

Should I follow user2894324203051s advice? If I spend the tour budget on a bbq and gave away free merch would yall buy your tickets early

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

GIMME LOON GIMME LARK GIMME THRUSHES AT THE PARK

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Dude, "Rusty Venture" is a request