andrew murphy

Carp fishing addict , Liverpool Fc fan.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Binface vs Binfire. Bring it on.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The right-wing plan is simple: keep you broke, scared, angry, distracted, and blaming everyone except the rich bastards robbing you blind.

[andrew murphy @carpman1976]

@Nigel_Farage @SkyNews

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@Heccles94

[andrew murphy @carpman1976]

@WhiteHouse Cheats, and liars are in charge of the USA.

[andrew murphy @carpman1976]

@RonDeSantis

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@FreedomMatty

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@LTSWPN

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@LeeAndersonMP_

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Okay here’s another one.

[andrew murphy @carpman1976]

@RupertLowe10 Do you need a lift to the airport, I'll pay for a one way flight to Antarctica for you.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Technically we can log that as another safe take off. Landing is another airport's problem. #SafetyFirst

[andrew murphy @carpman1976]

@AmericaReal3 Where was this? Asking for a friend, and you can buy a new wallet for a couple of quid.

[andrew murphy @carpman1976]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

BANANA REPUBLIC!

[Rev. Justin Berkobien @JustinBerkobien]

If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault you also owe the country your resignation.

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

"The gift was never a reward for good decisions."

"It was a lesson in freedom."
Nobody understood what he meant.

Years later, the cousin who wasted her money became a financial advisor.

She often says blowing that $500 was the cheapest mistake she ever made.
The cousin who spent hers wisely graduated debt-free and built a successful career.

Both of them still talk about Grandpa's rule.

One learned from getting it wrong.
The other learned from getting it right.

Grandpa passed away years ago, but I still think about that whenever people argue over who deserves a chance.

Sometimes equal treatment doesn't produce equal outcomes.
And sometimes that's exactly the point.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

One of the major reasons that Manchester and especially Liverpool have been transformed in the past 30 years was a huge amount of money from the EU.

Rejoining the European Union will actually help investment across the UK.