Cat Bunker

• Beacon Hill Staffer • National Treasure •

[Cat Bunker @cat_bunker]

This is now a baby bonnet fan account only

[aba @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[clare @sadderlizards]

300 mg caffeine and no breakfast

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the horrors persist, but so do i

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

10/10 insane caption. No notes. Perfect.

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

oh you’re off twitter for lent? Lent is about suffering, you should be here 24/7

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

I decided to give up for Lent

[milfvia plath @gaynarowlands]

just got sent this instead of happy birthday

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Bringing back a NYE classic

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

I will never leave this city. Soon, you’ll learn why.

I have mayoral work to do until 11:59:59, and a lot more citizen work after.

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife. Happy new year everyone.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

“Stay focused, no distractions, and grind” is just about the funniest motto for the Adams administration.

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Years to watch 2025 DIE

[Sports Jim III @SportsAndChup]

This is why George Washington crossed the Delaware

[andrew pignanelli @ndrewpignanelli]

my goal is to become successful enough to use an ipad instead of a laptop. It's the perfect device for the successful man - worse than both a phone and a computer, requiring a staff of people producing actual work to maintain communications with you. A unicycle for the mind.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

my response to anything for the next two weeks

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

“your adderall may not be back in stock until 2026” ok well did you consider society wont make it that far with my actual personality on the loose??