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My opinions are mine, and not that of my employer, family, pets, or other sentient or non-sentient beings.

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The car model, for guns.

A: License required to own/use a gun, renewed regularly with mental evaluation
B: Yearly gun registration & fees
C: Liability insurance

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@nsj How about how little it matters whether it’s 94, or 95, for a high temperature.

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@JoeBiden Joe, let’s up the ante, constitutional change to limit your individual taxes to no more as a percentage of income than anyone else making more than you. Example, Warren Buffet has an effective rate of 10%, then no one making less than Warren has a higher effective rate.

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@_msw_ Two vendors caveating the results in fine print find each other wanting. Same old song.

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@nsj Works for me

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@yesthatjill I didn’t think it was it just made me think of the same issue in my own line of work.

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@yesthatjill I wonder if Jira would be more loved if it didn’t let you assign outside your direct reporting tree. Is that a thing?

[NC Climate Office @NCSCO]

You've seen the "North Carolina has 12 seasons" meme. It turns out that in 2022, we did!

Here's our interpretation of last year in #NCwx.

[Cooking the Books with Heather @cooking_heather]

If you want to make ribs on a rainy day, this week's video has a good method: https://t.co/reYxBBKlco

[Cooking the Books with Heather @cooking_heather]

Go to 4:40 to see my whole kitchen get cocoa bombed. 😆 https://t.co/cfFWuMvBjO

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

When your climate change denying uncle asks why “global warming” is blamed for our winter storms🐮 #BombCyclone

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@JeffJacksonNC Join Mastodon Jeff!

[Duke Energy @DukeEnergy]

As extreme temps drive unusually high energy demand across the Carolinas we have begun short, temporary power outages. These emergency outages are necessary to protect the energy grid against longer, more widespread outages. We appreciate your patience. https://t.co/qwy23w94vc

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@ScottWood15 @giglio_OG Not sure once a week is adequate therapy.

[Totally Kyle @KBeezy1001]

In the past 5 years, Dave Doeren has coached a Hendricks/Nagurski winner, a Rimmington winner, a Groza winner, 8 All Americans (2 unanimous), 3 first round picks (two were top 6 overall), and the leading scorer in ACC history.

NC State is where you go for development.

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@doeantlers @rhiannonstone @pervocracy My 9yo likes to throw these same implausible situations out there to test my patience.

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I’m @[email protected].

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I think the rail workers should strike, and Congress should support workers. @RepDavidEPrice @SenThomTillis

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Guaranteeing 7 paid sick days to rail workers would cost the rail industry a grand total of $321 million a year – less than 2% of its profits. Please don't tell me the rail industry can't afford it. Rail companies spent $25.5 billion on stock buybacks and dividends this year.

[Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack]

Dave Doeren: “They don’t like us, we hate them. We’re blue collar, they’re elitist. Their coaches talk down to us, they talk behind our backs to recruits”

Reporter: “Is this on or off the record?”

Dave MF Doeren: “I DON’T GIVE A ****”

🐐

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@5x5 @cooking_heather @WSig @tsmyther Grandpa had an acre of these that we had to pick daily and the torture was real. Literally wanted to scratch flesh off afterwards.

[Gig Harbor Police @GigHarborPolice]

If The Twitter breaks tonight, do NOT…repeat DO NOT call 911. We have no idea how to fix it.