Charlie Dale

Live sound engineer based in London.

[Charlie Dale @cdalesound]

@DHLGlobal since when was leaving a parcel on a doorstep and saying I signed for it acceptable? I haven’t signed for it, I’m not in. And it’s impossible to contact customer services. Useless

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@FedExHelp my package has been delivered to a “neighbour” in a block of 50 flats. I don’t know which flat and your useless chat bot won’t tell me. Please can you tell me where my package is?

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@HelloFreshUK not exactly how I expect fresh food to be delivered on one of the hottest days of the year when I’m in my home waiting for the delivery. No call, no attempt to come to my door. @YodelOnline

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@VisionExpress just so your aware, this is how #evri think it’s acceptable to deliver your parcels, in a communal hallway, when I am in my home

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@dpdireland useless service having a package collected, and even more useless customer service

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I’m in the USA. Had a chat with an American who couldn’t believe how cheap visiting the UK was recently. Those #BrexitBenefits and recent #minibudget really kickstarting our world beating economy there

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@British_Airways a thought: do these tags really need to be plastic? Would paper tags, or better yet nothing be a more environmentally friendly option? Considering these were completely ignored by most passengers on a recent flight I took, they seem a little wasteful.

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Getting stopped at the border of Denmark to have our A1 forms thoroughly checked. One of those #BrexitBenefits we were told was just Project Fear

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Modern rock n roll is driving towards LA on the tour bus while paying your UK water bill 🤘🎸

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Things I have learnt on this tour: 1. I am allergic to Texas. 2. America really is very very big

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The central line smells like hot crossed buns. This is much better than normal

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“Like the deaf talking to the blind” would be funny if it was an album review. In this context it’s slightly less humorous https://t.co/01FnEvCuLO

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“Man launches last ditch effort to get the public to like him by allowing them to have indoor parties like he can” #ftfy

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“Man in a lot of trouble to announce something to distract you from the fact that he is in a lot of trouble”. FTFY @SkyNews

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@BritishGas what’s the point in having your automated telephone service say that it’s currently for emergencies only if it’s kicks you off anyway before you get to talk to anyone? Not a great system that really

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On a freezing cold day with tube strikes and rain, @TfL west London bus services have been a complete disaster. Busses stopping short on routes, no drivers for shift changes so the bus just stopped, and busses flying past stops. It’s normally so good - what happened?

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London - Manchester - London - Coventry in 2 days. I must be back on tour!

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Hey @Uber why’s it ok for 5 drivers in a row to cancel on me when they’re nearby, but if I cancel a trip I might get charged? What gives?

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America, what on Earth is happening!? This is insane!

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Our industry was one of the first to close due to the pandemic, and will be the last to open. It is being given no support by the government despite being forcably closed. I’m standing today with and for all my friends and colleagues #WeMakeEvents #LightItRed