The Donalingian 🇺🇸🇨🇦

God. Bitcoin. Trump. America. Doctor (Radiologist). Retired Dancehall DJ. BTC Maxi. Dad (not body) 🙏🏾

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@AntiFeminismAU This woman is going to have a very unhappy life (probably has been a trainwreck up to this point also)….

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@JoeyTweeets ❤️❤️❤️

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@JoeyTweeets Quasimodo predicted this…..

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@newstart_2024 What a load of shit…..

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@BrianAtlas Some poor man is going to end up stuck with this person……sad.

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@JoeyTweeets 💯

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@JoeyTweeets He’s not transitioning well into the post-Trump era of conservatism. He’s holding on to some antiquated Reagan/Buckley-era vision. He needs to pivot soon or be left behind. Carney is out-politicking him also on the other side……

[The Donalingian 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @cdn_hodl]

@leonardaisfunE Fairly insightful actually….

[Robin Skies @iamrobinskies]

Btw, just so everyone clear.

America could cripple Canada and force it into submission without even firing a shot and it starts with a passport exchange.

Do not underestimate how quickly 20% of the country will opt out if given the chance. Decimating the Canadian economy.

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[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 A TODDLER JUST GOT A PHONE CALL FROM BATMAN - AND THE INTERNET IS LOSING IT

This little kid gets a real call from “Batman” after using the potty like a big boy and his reaction might be the purest thing on the entire app.

When Batman says, “Your dad told me you used the bathroom like a big boy today…” the kid instantly goes: “I DID, Batman.”

Then Batman tells him he’s “looking for a new member of the Justice League,” and little Leo hits him with the most innocent line ever:

“I AM a good guy, Batman.”

The whole family is losing it, the kid is whispering yes into the phone like he’s being recruited for a secret mission, and Batman asks what he wants for his birthday and this kid starts listing off fire trucks, diggers, and “a blue elephant.”

This might be the hardest feel-good clip of the year.

When’s the last time something this wholesome actually punched you in the chest?

[The Donalingian 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @cdn_hodl]

@daviedoo13 @TStheDeplorable @_CommanderEagle Hahaaha

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@1m_chart @LPCapitalChi I didn’t know. Now I do.

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@MarcScottEmery Immigration needs to stop, but you’re fucking retarded.

[The Donalingian 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @cdn_hodl]

@pete_rizzo_ I think he likes the dollar actually…..

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@femalebodybuil6 You marry A, in time she turns into C…

B is if you’re drunk at a club…

D is if you’re a retarded loser…..

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@BitcoinIsaiah 🤣🤣🤣

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

[The Donalingian 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @cdn_hodl]

@_Checkmatey_ @MinNature_Meta I was told to sell my kidneys......😂😭

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@CoinDogeAddict @akafaceUS Hahahaaha 🤣🤣