Cheesehead Carol

Overly invested in the Badgers, Packers, Brewers, & Bob Uecker. Bucks. Hall & Oates 4 Life

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

“Mr. President, I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview” is entering the lexicon.

Always a Wisconsin connection.

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[lucas @boboomf]

The reflection

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[Aaron Margo @margo19aa]

I love Minor League baseball man

This guy started Game 1 of the NLCS last year and he’s out here in a Flannel jersey & Jean baseball pants

There’s no sport like it anywhere else in the world

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

ENOUGH! We get it! They was cheating!!!!

[John Egan @BrewersRaptor]

I have some terrible news on Mother’s Day

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[i like food @messedupfoods]

in honor of cinco de mayo, let's revisit eazy-e wearing a hat under his sombrero

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

This radio station is called “classic rock” but it’s playing cool current music like Pearl Jam and Nirvana.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how it feels to live through one trump news cycle

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Lemon, I'm going to need you to babysit my nephew for the night. His name's Timmy something or other. Try not to embarrass yourself.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

Getting drafted in your @PopTartsBowl shirt is the dream.