Ceejammm

I have an intense aversion to Tories but I live next to a golf course, thus I'm constantly irate.

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@michaelmphysics Venue is 100 cap btw.

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@michaelmphysics If you sell over 100 tickets you get to keep 50% of anything above that, and you'll get a warm bottle of bud each.

HMU if you're interested.

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@michaelmphysics Just tried calling the number there to offer you a gig but it's not working. It's a Tuesday night in November, at that place above best kebab that sells fishbowl cocktails. Got a nu-metal band and a ukulele toting folk duo also on the bill.

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@cooljinzo I've always admired the manner in which they smear a retaining wall of mash on one side of the plate. Magnificent engineering.

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Listening to stump by @HudMo on a rare sunny day in Glasgow, and all I can think is that it would fit perfectly as a soundtrack to Flight of the Navigator where the wee fella is flying high in the clouds across time and space.

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@stephenjfyfe @fesshole Holyrood?

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@michaelmphysics I'll sub for "ice cream so good"

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@michaelmphysics @MichaelPilmer I'll get on the slimfast then and have a few vertibrae removed, cheers!

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@michaelmphysics @MichaelPilmer Where you mentioned that the slime city t-shirts sold well, I tried to get one from your bandcamp but XL is sold out - is there a correlation between fat c*nts and people who appreciate slime city? For the record I'm not fat, 6ft 4 and big boned, honest.

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@mogwaiband @bigcityscot @regularmusicuk Get Scotland's R16 game on a big screen, aye?

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@DaftLimmy Need a better gaming chair pal.

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@enjoyanalbum With that amount of spin, you should put yourself in the mix to replace Rishi Sunak (I genuinely had to retype 'Sunak' because it was autocorrected to 'Snake').

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@enjoyanalbum Is there a prize? Do I get to come on the pod, smoke hash and expose the dark truth about the reality of living in the central belt of Scotland (my brother's friend's dog went missing in the Falkirk triangle and I'm sure the government are in cahoots with the aliens)?

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@michaelmphysics Not sure if this advertising is targeted based on your post or the fact that now I've hit my 40s I'm hormonally destined to turn into a limp dicked tired balding saggy bag of bones. Not like that guy in the pic tho tho, he's alpha AF (and test is his daddy).

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@BeardedGenius @BenTheTim @michaelmphysics

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@realchasegeiser I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said,

“let's do this! LEEEEEROYYYY JENNNNKINNNSSSS”

I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said,

“At least I have chicken."

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@elisaelektra The photo choice for the article is particularly apt.

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@michaelmphysics Got one delivered today, don't even care that shipping was as much as the unit itself. Respect to the man with the ice cream van is my favourite.

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@JOBAISREAL Does it make a difference to you if they're fermented rather than soaked in vinegar? What's your take on kimchi?