murder squirrel

Mostly harmless.

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

Chicken Garbage Dog

[Lauren Ingraham @ingrahamartist]

My husband gets me (anniversary gift) @dateline_keith @DateDateline @nbc Also no one wants figure skating on Friday.

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@brokenjaw13 Preach queen

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@faultymoonpie @kimtopher22 Maybe it's his "hardest" time of the year because he's watching us so much closer.

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@blairsocci Steal something and post it

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@tinyobscurae @haikuplatypus They feel the same way I'm sure

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@ambermruffin Money is a construct created by the AI. Just feeding the monster its own poop.

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@SpockResists Lol thinking he will wait for an election

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#wutang Wednesday yo

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@knowledge_fight How should I deal with an ant problem in my house? I live in the Midwest of that helps.

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

@StephSwall I saw these while at work today. Not super reassuring.

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

How he caresses her neck tho...
#intimacy #shestheone #relationshipgoals

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

This owl has been loitering in my backyard since this morning. Not sure what to do. The dogs and cat are getting cabin fever. #owlproblems #BirdsSeenIn2021 @NationalAudubon

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

These eggs are awesome @vitalfarms also can't wait to see who is going to be Octobers bird of the month!

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Tonight's artistic/entomological project, phase one.

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@heytherejeffro I'm like one more dumb tweet away from paying off all my debt so...

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@hankgreen Lobster Bucket by The Aquabats

[OneMoreThingCatering @roughchopcart]

Having fun, hold the line. #DogecoinToTheMoon #dogearmy #DOGE

[OneMoreThingCatering @roughchopcart]

#dogearmy #DOGE #DogecoinToTheMoon

[murder squirrel @chefwhiskyface]

Hanging out with people talking about Bob Dillon and I couldn't care less so playing on my phone.