Simiyu Cheloti

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@uoem_kot Kuna addons mzee.?😂🫴🏾

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@heywayaaa Ghasia😅

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@otienowill 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@Honeyfarsafi Mashallah🙌🏽

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@hashim_omar22 @AlionyaRoseline Oya bois😅

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@kibeandy 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

Ukweli mtupu

[Michael Owino @OwinoMichael_]

Siku hizi wanaume wajaluo wamekuwa weak . They have lost their aura.
Unapata mwanaume mjaluo amesoma ni lawyer ama daktari.
He marries Njeri from Embu and blessed with two children. They end up giving the kids Kikuyu names not Luo names.
That man will buy piece of land in Kiambu hapo Thika ama Juja. He will build good house for the family, take children to those good schools around Kiambu. Every holiday the kids will always visit the relatives in Embu not Siaya relatives.
Those kids will grow in mlima Kenya speaking Kikuyu , interacting with relatives from mum’s side and eventually learn kikuyu culture and at the end of the day they will identify as Okuyus not luos.
Na bibi hawezi kuenda Siaya not unless anaenda kuzika mother in law Of which anarudi next day to continue with her biashara.
This Onyango will build the mother in law’s house, educate drunkard brothers of the wife and give some money to the fatha in law.
Isitoshe, this Onyango will have to explain to wife mbona anataka kuenda Siaya kuona wazazi wake. By the time the wife approves lazima the man apeane good explanation why he has to go and come back in 50 hours.
By any chance Onyango will kick the famous bucket before Njeri , in which 99% Onyangos leave before Njeris, he is hurriedly laid to rest in Siaya and that will be the last time Njeri atakanyaga huko Ugenya.
Wanaume wajaluo tuoe wanawake wengine coz hakuna siku hawa wanawake wakikuyu watapea mtoto wako jina inaanza na “O” . Hata Huyu Ndindi Nyoro ni mluhya wa Kiminini lakini wanasema ni mkikuyu.

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@amerix 😂😂😂😂😂

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@ntvkenya 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

BABA😭

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Long live the spirit of Raila Amollo Odinga. 1 year on without the Enigma! Nostalgic, that for the first time since most of us were born, we head into an election without Baba!

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Long live the spirit of Raila Amollo Odinga. 1 year on without the Enigma! Nostalgic, that for the first time since most of us were born, we head into an election without Baba!

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@georgediano 😅😅😅😅😅😭😭😭

[Mary Kemunto @_KemuntoM]

Question, and I am not being racist, or hating,
Why do black people hate themselves so much? Why do we hate order? Why must we turn everything good into some stinking piece of shit? In Kenya, we have a special group that would block a highway to ensure their merchandise is seen.

[Simiyu Cheloti @cheloti_simiyu]

@wambuijoan2024 😅😅😅😅😭😭