chelsea

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Cheaper eggs may not resonate the same way when your kids have polio.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"Y'all Democrats are just sore losers."

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[LJ ♟️ @PRETTIBARBLUI]

so both times trump was against women, he won.
the one time he was against a man, he lost.

oh y’all REALLY hate women. even when they’re trying to save you 😂😂😂😂

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Why yall acting surprised that Trump is winning cousin fucker states

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[reid @thereidfeed]

“And Mr Trump your closing remarks?”

[JP @jpbrammer]

if someone spoke like this while interviewing for a job at Applebee’s the police would be called

[lil duval @lilduval]

This nigga trump said “they eating dogs” then they told him it’s not true then he said “well i saw it on tv” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t make this shit up #Debate2024

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In the history of stupid fucking cults, this one is the fucking stupidest.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[Owain @orhunt]

imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

ACT II
3.29

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

I need her so fucking bad

[cabby @cabby]

me: im so hungry
horse: *nervously* how hungry

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

[chelsea @chelsgabriele]

@anirbasor teach me your ways