@bottlediplomacy@syphal5@DailyLoud Lmao. There's a point source light below the camera shining on him; the collar casts a hard shadow on his neck, which has a ridge on either side of this Adam's apple due to old age. There's also a soft, broad light shining down on him from above, and his chin casts a soft shadow.
@The_Hellenist You realize you are one of the people marked from birth to be a slave, right? You're clearly not high-born or educated enough to pass your own ideal society's standards for leadership. I'd tell you to touch grass but you'd probably get a rash on account of poor breeding.
@GarbageApe Honey, I already explained this. I'm coming out as fraysexual and wiferomantic. By not letting me sleep with your hot coworker, you are invalidating my lived experience and also committing an LGBTQ hate crime
@RobertW94761084@postedinthecrib As an artist myself I am granting permission to mock the goober who made this painting, the nitwit who let it into the show, the doofus struggling to extract deeper meaning from it (poorly) in the video, and any bozo willing to defend it in a twitter comment.
@stoic_pugilist@NIMactual I don't disagree with you on any of these points. But there is only divine justice when hunter and deer share the risk of mortal peril. That's a game whose stakes I can invest in.
@punished_cait The kind of brain you have to have to think doing a tweet thread like this is somehow both less embarrassing and more effective than just figuring out a party trick to get people off your case
@SonChic0 @MrAndyG3@globalgirl77@TrevorAugust But what if you're a profoundly immature 20 year old? Like a complete dunce? Like functionally an 11 year old in a young adult's body? Like basically brain dead? Like single digit IQ? Like essentially a worm cursed to live as a man?