Chiltern Failways

That operator that everyone forgets about and no one really care about. Failing to provide a decent rail service across the Chilterns.

(Parody/Satire)

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

That didn't take long.

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Delighted to announce that we will be fucking over East West Rail from later this year!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Love a bit of automated responses

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

🚨We're charging 25p for water at Marylebone now!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

We're impacted by @ASLEFunion strike action on May 8th 2024. No one cares though as everyone forgets the Chilterns exist

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Happy Easter! We love melted chocolate!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

All of our services will use MK3s now!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

On April 5th, no Chiltern Fails services will run due to strike action by @ASLEFunion, not even 165s on Birmingham-London services.

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

All @ArrivaGroup TOCs have a 1.4 star rating, its almost like @ArrivaGroup can't run TOCs.

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Chiltern Failways is impacted by strike action being conducted by @ASLEFunion between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on @FailedLondon Metropolitan Line.

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Services are disrupted due to a landslip at #BicesterNorth. Ticket acceptance is in place with @GWFailway so good luck!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

@NetworkPanda_ @GrandCancel @DB_Bahn Definitely possible seeing that we're both @ArrivaGroup TOCs. Although we prefer just chucking our passengers onto @GWFailway and @AvantiLateC as well as @lnfailway ^Susan

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

We can confirm that we plan to take on former @ChaosForWales 175s to bring us up to @ArrivaGroup standards of train fires.

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Happy New Year from everyone at the Chiltern Failways team! Here's to continuing to pollute the Chilterns!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Chiltern Failways wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, we can't wait to continue to pollute the Chilterns!

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

@sinadiattaoff @GrandCancel @ArrivaGroup @ChaosForWales @CrossChaos56 Still trying to figure out why we exist ^James

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Looks like we've converted the 168s to use Adelante engines now.

[holly-rose @pulsarmew]

uh oh

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

@FailedLondon It's the @ArrivaGroup experience. ^Susan

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

@northernfailway @Mrawesome96 We don't even know why we exist! ^Susan