Transport Failed London

We’re here to not help you get where you’re going in London as we're useless

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@rajkotkeith @NetworkRailWssx @SW_Help And you think they would be able to predict whats happened today? Commuters nowadays! ^ Jason

[Grand Cancel @GrandCancel]

Well that explains why the Central Line is so hot.

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Did you know our headquarters computers use a version of Windows 8.1 which expired in 2014? Meaning we have to restart our crap computers every hour!

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@TLRailUK I found one, it was promoting a good service, I think its called @TLRailUK

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@S_Failway @lwfailway No, I like my service being delayed for no reason! ^ Jason

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@HeathrowExpense We're thinking of introducing Class 153s on the Elizabeth line! ^ Jason

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Another one of our awful buses has set on fire 😒

[Heathrow Expense @HeathrowExpense]

Heathrow Expense is impacted by strike action being conducted by @ASLEFunion between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on @FailedLondon Elizabeth Line or Piccadilly Line (which you should do anyway)

[Chiltern Failways @Chilternfails]

Chiltern Failways is impacted by strike action being conducted by @ASLEFunion between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on @FailedLondon Metropolitan Line.

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@MayorofLondon @energyadvlondon How about being worried about 2 bus fires in 2 days. ^ Jason

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We're saddened to hear another one of our Optare electric buses has set on fire. These buses really are crap arent they?

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@MetrolinkMax Neither do you, stealing photos and saying its yours. ^ Jason

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@MetrolinkMax @Pee_Network ^ Jason

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Amazing stuff!

[Out of Context Transport Community @OOCTransport]

ULEZ has gone too far now, they have put them in roblox games too

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Just because its Christmas, doesnt mean we've shut down this account, but everything TFL has shut down today so good luck getting about.

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@StageflopLondon @TfL We love withdrawing routes to make bus enthusiasts sad. ^ Jason

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These non ULEZ friendly Class 56 trains with freight wagons are soon coming to the Elizabeth Line. Less capacity and worse for the environment, just what we want!

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@ShitrrivaKent You can use this diversion through Chelsfield as we're so nice. Only a slight detour from Woolwich ^ Jason

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@FrancisxONeill Good job @NetworkFail3 ^ Jason