Heathrow Expense

Travel from London Paddington to Heathrow Airport for the rip off price of £25 that will break your bank account. Operated by @GWFailway.

(Parody/Satire)

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I'm off to get the Elizabeth Line in that case.

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@dog_gem @GrandCancel @LNEFailway @LNER The tracks sink into the ballast ^QK

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@dog_gem @GrandCancel @LNEFailway @LNER Sometimes with a loco in front as well, they're quite heavy you know ^QW

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@dog_gem @GrandCancel @LNEFailway @LNER Only need 2 and the train is full! ^QK

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As if you didn't already have a reason to use the Elizabeth Line and not our expensive service.

[RMT @RMTunion]

https://t.co/ITyUpuTVMU

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We're not impacted by @ASLEFunion strike action between 7 May and 9 May 2024. Give us all your morning!

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Happy Easter! Perhaps cheap tickets on our services will return!

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Our tickets are cheap!

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Yes! Pay £25 to travel with us during April when all other services will be cancelled due to @ASLEFunion strike action

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@FailedLondon Great value for money! ^VJ

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We're not even a train company apparently. Just use @FailedLondon, it won't break your bank account.

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Heathrow Expense is impacted by strike action being conducted by @ASLEFunion between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. We recommend traveling on @FailedLondon Elizabeth Line or Piccadilly Line (which you should do anyway)

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Heathrow Expense wishes everyone a Merry Christmas! Here's to continuing to scam passengers on journeys to Heathrow!

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Heathrow Expense wishes everyone a ripped off Christmas!

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@S_Failway @My_Ghettro He said he was 6 in a livestream ^JV

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Oh look, we hired @gemmacollinsss to film an ad with us. You know, the woman who wants to be the first female James Bond. She likely didn't research about how much of a scam we are as she's an Essex Girl.

https://t.co/xuc8njO828

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@LNEFailway @HeathrowExpress ^VA

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@networkfailpad @RishiSunak Well take £25 interest ^VA

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Want to take a picture of our Christmas tree at @networkfailpad, that will be £25 please.

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@networkfailpad That will be £25 please ^VA

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@FailedLondon At least it's only £1.65 ^HX

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I'm off to get the Elizabeth Line in that case.