NetworkFailPAD

We manage London Paddington station and ensure that you don't leave on time. Enquiries may or may not be replied to. (Parody account)

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

I think we pissed management off.

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@SageWonderland @GNRailUK @networkrail @NetworkFail3 We're good at breaking things. ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

When we say "upgrades" we mean duct taping the OHLE and track that @GWFailway definitely broke on purpose back together!

[Network Rail Western @networkrailwest]

🎄Planning to travel by train over the Christmas and New Year period?

🦺We’re carrying out upgrades across the route, so please remember to check before you travel.

ℹ️ More information: https://t.co/x3siNR50jq

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@PolitlcsUK @business He might as well just start quelling the numbers. ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@RishiSunak @10DowningStreet We don't like you. ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@RishiSunak You look like you're about to hit him. ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@HeathrowExpense @RishiSunak Could we have some money? ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

Morning all, just a reminder that Paddington will be closed over Christmas due to (conveniently placed) engineering works! Sorry not sorry!

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@networkrail Think of the collapsing economy! We're running out of money for instant coffee! ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@BTPLondon May we suggest investing in better cameras? Oh right, @RishiSunak won't let it happen. ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@BTP Thank god it wasn't at Paddington, we don't have do deal with it! ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@zacstransport @networkrail We're working as fast as we can to keep these crossings in place. ^JO

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

Better just cancel them all, @FailedLondon. You too @GWFailway! ^JO

[National Rail @nationalrailenq]

⚠️NEW - Disruption to Elizabeth line service at London #Paddington expected until 15:00

https://t.co/itIHz0OXpv

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

Yes, locking passengers inside Network Rail stations is how we hire employees to staff the @NetworkFail1 account.

[Rosie Coleman @RosieColeman61]

@NetworkRailKGX Today at king’s cross ! I left as they shut the station and staff manning doors to stop people coming in. They had to unlock it to let me out. At 2 mins to 12!

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

We don't have to deal with it. LOL! ^JO

[Birmingham New Street @NetworkRailBHM]

⚠️ Travel Update ⚠️

Disruption caused by #StormBabet ☔️ still being felt across the region

Some lines are blocked & services are subject to delay or cancellation

It’s important you check before travel with @nationalrailenq & your train operator 👍🏼

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

@nationalrailenq This is false. We'll cause a signal failure just so you don't have to see that weird aunt you don't really like.

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

Who decided to put a railway here? We love them.

[National Rail @nationalrailenq]

🌧️ #NewtonAbbot - Forecasted severe weather means lines between Exeter St Davids and Paignton / Plymouth may be disrupted.

⚠️ As a result, services may be cancelled, delayed by up to 40 minutes or revised.

🕛This is expected until 12:00.

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

Thank you, @NetworkFail1! You're excellent at your job!

[National Rail @nationalrailenq]

⚠️#ActonMainLine - Disruption is now expected until 08:15

Service is recovering but trains between London Paddington and Ealing Broadway may still be delayed by up to 20 minutes, cancelled or revised

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

Love that highly effective sea wall our friends at @networkrailwest are building for @GWFailway and @CrossChaos56

[National Rail @nationalrailenq]

⚠️ NEW: #NewtonAbbot - Disruption between Exeter St Davids and Paignton / Plymouth from 17:30 until the end of the day
https://t.co/YjIh7QzfPw

[NetworkFailPAD @networkfailpad]

You should definitely take the Heathrow Express, brings in more money compared to the Elizabeth Line.

[Heathrow Express @HeathrowExpress]

Good morning from Heathrow Express! 🚆

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