Late Western Failway

Ensuring all of your journeys to the Greater West are delayed and you're crammed into an overcrowded 2 car unit. (Parody account)

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

"Whoops!"
Did we scare you, @GWRHelp?

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

We're awesome.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@Jonny60009 We'll take them and not use them anyway!

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@every_station @ChaosForWales Sounds like you!

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@sycomike17 @every_station Bit rude.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@DaveF63 @every_station

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@TomDearlove1 @every_station We'll have you know we have several admins monitoring this account at all times

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@davwheat_ @GTFailway How on earth did it get there?

[Grand Cancel @GrandCancel]

@RealKasumi1 A thing of beauty, thank you @Flamestom for making this beauty of a train and thank you @WorstgroupUK and @GWFailway/@lwfailway for ordering it. ^PR

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@JedKendray @GrandCancel This needs investigating.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

We're out of "humorous commentary" and can't be arsed to come up with anything new.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

YIPPEE!!!!!

[National Rail @nationalrailenq]

🕛 #EalingBroadway - Disruption is now expected until the end of the day

ℹ️ More information:
https://t.co/PNoRJWV38g

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@FailedLondon Ah, totally deserved in that case.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

Lovely job, @FailedLondon!

[National Rail @nationalrailenq]

🕔 #HeathrowAirport - Disruption is expected until 17:00

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@FailedLondon Did it have an Oyster?

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@ChaosForWales @GWFailway @uktrainstations @LiamsTransport1 Sounds splendid! We can add more railway art to @networkfailpad

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@larnswick @stpeterslayout Mexico, whoops.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@northernfailway @YsbrydsComputer We kindly accept, but the kind words should go to @HitachiRailENG

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@JedKendray @GrandCancel This needs investigating.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@WorstgroupUK Good idea, we'll get @networkfailpad on it.

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

They sell seats, not windows...

[Nigel Harris @railnigel]

Er..what? ‘Not all window seats have a view?!’

[Late Western Failway @lwfailway]

@WorstgroupUK Seems like a good business plan. Late Western Windows. Has a good ring to it.