Flamestom

Proud makers of the Class 180 Adelante and Class 175 Coradia. Loves trains fires.

(Parody/Satire)

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

180s aren't on fire!

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

We're firing a of our workers at Derby because we hate workers rights!

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Happy Easter! Perhaps good trains will come alive again

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Just amazing, our trains are amazing.

[Nottingham Post @nottm_post]

Nottingham tram evacuated after fire

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

@halcyonmornings @nottslive They're amazing ^TQ

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

*Calls @SWFailway* Yeah hi @SWFailway, this better be a media stunt and not happen again! This is violating the contract that you signed!

*Drops phone and walks out of room*

[Paul Clifton @PaulClifton_]

We’re off. More than four years late, here is the first passenger-carrying @SW_Help Class 701 Arterio. A once-a-day, one-route service for four days only to Windsor

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Happy New Year from the Flamestom team! Here's to more train fires!

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Admin wishes everyone a Merry Christmas! We hope you got a train fire as a present!

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

How about you pay us more and we might to do a decent job, hey?

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Ah yes, Alstom 180s, messing people around since 2000.

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Just put some duct tape on it and you'll be fine!

[Grand Central Rail @GC_Rail]

@LeeGeeTee Hi Liam, this was due to a fault on the train. ^SG

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

We can get a fire engine on standby for you!

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

What can I say, we build quality trains.

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

@minato21 You get what you pay for ^FJ

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

You paid for this quality train, no one forced you to

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

You get what you pay for

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

We at Flamestom are proud to not have installed toilets onboard these trains as to make passengers suffer. Of course, your other option is to sell your house to afford to travel with @HeathrowExpense or be stuck on a @lwfailway/@GWFailway service.

CC:@FailedLondon

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Nearly 4 hours after we got on, we’re getting off the Elizabeth line, woohoo!

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

@SWFailway It's not only us, it's also @RMTunion. But thank you @WorstgroupUK for choosing us as if you'd ordered from @Siemens, you'd already be operating the trains you'd ordered ^FJ

[Flamestom @Flamestom]

Ah yes, the 701s, the gift that keeps on giving!

CC: @SWFailway

[Paul Clifton @PaulClifton_]

Both @SW_Help and @transportgovuk promised the four-year-delayed new Class 701 Arterio trains would enter passenger service “this calendar year.” That was still the case last week. But I’ve just seen this from @RMTunion - where does it leave the 90 trains?