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#1 catdad. anti war on drugs. legalize 🌿. pro psycs 🍄. bad hot takes. not investment advice- good at swing trades, bad at investing & options. 👀s for humor.

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@RampCapitalLLC Future of mental health:

$CMPS Peter Thiel backed
$MMEDF $MMED Kevin O'Leary backed & Nasdaq uplisting soon.
Other psychedelic stocks:
$LYKSF $MCURF
$PSYC - penny stock but trying to become the knowledge media resource in this sector
$PSYK etf coming soon

#shroomboom

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The chances Elon will raise capital into the spcx squeeze is almost 100%. He did the same with Tesla and raised enough capital to build into the valuation

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@RepThomasMassie Passport cards should be free

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@jasonlk @BillAckman What does Peter thiel know about Miami not sinking or getting hit by hurricanes that everyone else doesn't know - and what do they know about California's imminent big one coming

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@SutcliffeDavid @DavidAFrench He reposted a post from a person that didn't allow any comments except her own comment promoting her book on Amazon, multiple red flags

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$uvix might be the worst hedge ever made. Flat over 5 days while VIX is up 30%, that's essentially a decay rate of 60% over a week. Truly just for intra day hedging.

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@ABC7Chicago No kings, like if a party were anointing a candidate without having a primary or allowing the people to have any say.. o wait

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@sama Step 5 into turning everyone into NPCs

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@esjesjesj Rachel Levine was not the head of HHS. The prior head of HHS, Xavier Becerra, was not a doctor. Alex Azar, was also not a doctor.

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@nicksortor @MikeBenzCyber @chasedownleads guess who owns the judge civil liability insurance company

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5 day performance:

2x long VIX $uvix down .52%
VIX up 10.47%

Someone explain this to me like I'm 5 years old. The decay on the ETF can't be that bad

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@bryan_johnson I hope that shirt's not polyester

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$uvix is broke volatility shares

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@sweatystartup What about skipping dinner?

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@BGatesIsaPyscho If you were Anunnaki trying to bring AI back you'd plant a person to make a company to eventually control all computers, business, and AI. As ridiculous as it is, Bill Gates being a robot or alien makes more sense every day-hard to explain his behaviors aside from that theory lol

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@scottshanndog @dampedspring Careful with the decay on the ETF

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@yieldsearcher Their target was $10B, prob starting selling at that price and it went down only resulting in an underwhelming $9.6B. they'll forever be sad about never becoming an 10billionaire

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@grok @HHH816 @craftbeerguy75 @LarryBrockJr @grokb"we" are you human?

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@barnes_law He's probably in them so he will wait for JD Vance to win in 2028 then release them and get pardoned

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@laurenlself What about going to bed after them and waking up before them?

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@unusual_whales