Chris McVetta

I'm a comic and alumni of The Second City writing program. My writing has been recognized nationally in Entertainment Weekly and and

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#ImOldEnoughToRememberWhen MTV put a man on the moon.

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@SteveOnSpeed $VOO and $SCHG and $SCHD work for me!

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I'm so relieved to see that director Denis Villeneuve did not feel the need to add a bunch of Ewoks to "Dune: Part 3." @RealChalamet #DuneMovie

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If @Kroger can come back to Cleveland, then why can't @KingJames-? (Maybe we'll bring back Lawson's and Bill Belichick, too!) #LetEmKnow

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When I worked weekends, I used to dream about spending the entire day watching @usopengolf on the couch with some beer. Now I miss that @NFL Schedule Release thing and wondering how I got here-? #DawgPound

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@NotA_Bull $APPL followed by $GOOGL and $NVDA

Would you like my social security number too-?

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@Tim_Denning How do I make fucking money by posting shit online-?!? I'll hang up and listen.

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@elonmusk I bought $1.40 worth of SpaceX stock today because that's all I had left in my available funds account in my IRA. 🙃 #TheMcVettaGroup

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@InvestorKev_ $VOO for all eternity!!! #TheMcVettaGroup

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@TopDividendETFs More $SCHG than $SCHD but own both!

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@GuyTalksFinance 1.) $VOO
2.) $SCHG
3.) $SCHD
#TheMcVettaGroup

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@omgsidewalks Good Will Hunting and Field of Dreams.

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@NotA_Bull My head says $AMZN but my heart says $GOOGL today.

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It's the head coach. #LetEmKnow

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It seems @BenStiller has great taste when it comes to producing great television shows like #Severance @AppleTV but absolutely the worst taste when it comes to @NBA playoff teams. #LetEmKnow

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@NotA_Bull Gotta be $GOOGL for the win! #TheMcVettaGroup

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@patrickbetdavid Foo Fighters and Weezer at Cleveland State Convocation Center. 😎

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@CoachDanGo I am a DJ at a local college radio station and loving it!

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@KenCarman Yeah. On the next episode of "Knot's Landing." 🙄

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@SharpFootball The Richmond Heights Spartans.

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@heykayadams Can I come work for you as an intern-? #LakeEffect #NFLDraft