Aherin, Chris Aherin

Just an ant trying to see the whole hill

[Aherin, Chris Aherin @ChrisAherin]

You either die a Chowder or live long enough to see yourself become a Schnitzel.

[Crim Vicious @CrimVicious]

@offbeatorbit Elon: "I-I just wanna know why you had to say it like that... The way you laughed. You humiliated me. You made me look bad. You'd be nothing without me or my money."

Trump: "Musky, baby, you know I love ya, but I gotta keep up appearances. They need to know I'm the boss. "

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

roommate still hasn’t noticed I’ve been raising the oxygen in our apartment air composition by 0.5% every day and that’s why we can do everything on 3 hours of sleep

[aidan ♪ @blueralts]

yo what the hell is wrong with my game??

[GOP Jesus @GOPJesusUSA]

President Trump categorically denies that he took corndogs from Trump Force One over to the Russian spys who were on the Russian Embassy plane today.

"Everyone likes our corndogs, we have the best ones, I'm told, but I don't know, what do you think, they're pretty good I think aren't they? We have the best corndogs in the world, I'm told. But anyway, the Russians were just parked there, I don't know them," said Trump.

[Barry @TheGrandBlooms]

I am at this hacker festival and it is basically the most elaborate, effortful parody of society, maybe ever

There's a fake phone company that ran phone lines and telecom infrastructure throughout the entire festival

There's a parody currency with working credit cards and accts

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

JULIAN ASSANGE IS FREE

Julian Assange is free. He left Belmarsh maximum security prison on the morning of 24 June, after having spent 1901 days there. He was granted bail by the High Court in London and was released at Stansted airport during the afternoon, where he boarded a plane and departed the UK.

This is the result of a global campaign that spanned grass-roots organisers, press freedom campaigners, legislators and leaders from across the political spectrum, all the way to the United Nations. This created the space for a long period of negotiations with the US Department of Justice, leading to a deal that has not yet been formally finalised. We will provide more information as soon as possible.

After more than five years in a 2x3 metre cell, isolated 23 hours a day, he will soon reunite with his wife Stella Assange, and their children, who have only known their father from behind bars.

WikiLeaks published groundbreaking stories of government corruption and human rights abuses, holding the powerful accountable for their actions. As editor-in-chief, Julian paid severely for these principles, and for the people's right to know.

As he returns to Australia, we thank all who stood by us, fought for us, and remained utterly committed in the fight for his freedom.

Julian's freedom is our freedom.

[More details to follow]

[Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer) @DrChrisCombs]

NASA's supercomputer simulations are so consistently filthy

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Just so everyone is clear, the point of this is to show that people will get more outraged about the temporary defacement of a landmark than they will about the actual destruction of the planet

[Zach Vorhies / Google Whistleblower @Perpetualmaniac]

My god, this paper by that open ai engineer is terrifying.

Everything is about to change.

AI super intelligence by 2027.

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Trump has been found guilty on all 34 felony charges. Google 'Trump Rule 34' for more information on this shocking verdict

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

I’m sorry. I’m 100% with OpenAI on this one.

Scarlett Johansson owns her own voice. But she has zero claim on voices that sound “similar”. She turned down the role. She doesn’t get to police them going to a second choice that sounds similar.

Imagine being the woman that voice acted Sky and her voice gets taken down because a famous actor complained.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

This is what oligarchy looks like: 50 billionaires in America with a collective net worth of $1 trillion have spent over $600 million on the 2024 election. Democracy is supposed to be about one person, one vote, not billionaires buying elections. We must overturn Citizens United.

[kitze @thekitze]

all of us rn

[Lior Alexander @LiorOnAI]

Today OpenAI released GPT-4o. It's the JARVIS we all dreamed of.

The 5 most incredible examples so far:

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

This is the most important thread you will read this year.