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I've spent most of my life fixing things. It's due to my natural born ability to break things in the dumbest ways possible.

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@apiratemoo Honestly it's the folks who don't feel this way from time to time we should worry about. You'll bounce through this just like you've gone through it in the past. Don't sweat the small stuff just keep on keeping on.

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@BentleyAudrey It doesn't have to be hot dogs.
Any lips and assholes will do...

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@anti_fr4gile @todayyearsold I found it amusing "If you can smell rain you country as hell" cause well yes you do need to be where there is an abundance of soil to smell rain. 🤣

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@anti_fr4gile @todayyearsold So the reason people don't smell rain is because they live in urban jungles where there is little to no soil which is reauired to provide the petrichor.

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@WeatherKannon You OK bro? If you need to talk to someone you can DM me. It don't have to go down this way...
You'd be surprised what you can do with a clothes iron and some gumption.

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@UK_Daniel_Card @LisaForteUK I feel like you're saying today's tolerance levels are the best ever achieved.

[Paul Asadoorian @[email protected] @securityweekly]

Social engineering LOL

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@blackroomsec Hanlon's Razor. I'm guessing it's a way to force people and orgs using multiple claude pro subscriptions to use the API instead.

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@JJCooperWX I don't know why you meteorologists keep picking on us this way. We didn't even do anything!

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@karimonstertx @NWSFortWorth Was just north east of Dorchester. Looked like it lifted just before crossing 75 north of Howe.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 There's no such thing as a considerate seagull.

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@GlytchTech

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@vxunderground @_MG_ @Hak5 want

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@0xTib3rius @gabsmashh For several years in DFW there was a SlingFest in Plano. It was put on by @dfwtrebuchet. There were teams from both @dallasmakers and @TheLab_ms at the last one held. Teams built their own trebuchets and participated in a competition to see how far they could fling pumpkins.

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@TC_Johnson I never owned these but had friends who did. Can confirm LOTS of fun!

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@tony_hunt 635 near Inwood

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@nathanwpyle Nom/So/Eating/Waffles

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@_sysengineer I initially had the same reaction you did. However I realized this is likely a response to folks are complaining about Taylor being shown during 0.3% of NFL broadcasts. Some who swore off the NFL after Kapenick are real threats to her security. Sometimes security wins.

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@unspecific You don't have to be an authority figure or in charge to be a leader.