Chris

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@TreeHouseBrewCo Gotta stop doing this shit

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@Mrslattwunna What the hell is this

[Trackmind @0xTrackmind]

this paper is f*cking insane

a quant paper uncovered a factor with a 13+ Sharpe out-of-sample by conditioning purely on market regimes.

the numbers: 158.6% annualized returns, 12.0% volatility, -11.9% max drawdown, tested across 20 years of S&P 500 data.

the crazy part is this factor isn't always active, it only kicks in during specific drift regimes.

most factor models chase what works.

this one chases when it works.

bookmark before this thread gets buried.

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@blakewbassham Knew he'd had a drink the moment he said he was headed to meemee and popops house

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@ZBRAN @SeanDowntown yall chill out

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Never seen something like this ever. This is incredible. Holy moly.

[Tanvi Ratna @tanvi_ratna]

Trump’s new tariffs aren’t a trade tweak—they’re the first move in a full-spectrum reset.

$9.2T in debt matures in 2025. Inflation lingers. Alliances are shifting.

One announcement just set a dozen wheels in motion.
Here’s what’s really happening—and why it matters 🧵

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

If you use a phone, a laptop, or anything that uses software at all, watch this.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Oh okay holy shit

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

Oh I see

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

What happened to the massive comet headed towards us like yesterday

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

Opioid addiction? We've got a prescription for that

[big k. @problemsthots]

chappell to jorginho’s daughter

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

@HumleRun Fuck you

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@Braums_IceCream Have you guys looked into this

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@Braums_IceCream I have vetted multiple locations with multiple people. Fwiw. I am also likely your largest source of revenue.

[Chris @chrisimkidding]

@LangmanVince What an absolute nightmare person