Chris Garrett

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@hardwick @AMCTalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC Thought you guys might like. https://t.co/eRGb9etG0X

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@i_am_google #busted

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

My degrees of laundry folding:
High school:
- towels
- unfitted sheets, blankets, pillow cases
- pants, t-shirts, undies, & socks
Bachelor's:
- shirts needing the hooks things on hangers
- shirts with wierd sleeves
Masters:
- fitted sheets
Ph. D.:
- bras
- lingerie
#NotQualified

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

[Watching Ice "Dancing", Winter Olympics]
Commentator: If you turned this music off, and you watched this performance, would know that it's Latin?
Me: If you watched this performance without music it would look completely ridiculous. Like, WTF are we even doing right now?!

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Elon Musk: I'm putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

There has never been an act of physical violence against a woman that Trump hasn’t met with a “well, he said he’s innocent.”

Look at the tape. Rob Porter. Roy Moore. Mike Tyson.

Same response to all three. They’ve gotten a raw deal from false accusations.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Let he who is without a fetish for being spanked by a porn star with a magazine featuring you on the cover & then ask a lawyer set up a shell corp in Delaware to secretly pay hush money to hide your infidelity & the news leaks as you speak at a Pro-Life march cast the first stone

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

Washington state will act under our own authority, our own laws and our own jurisdiction to protect #NetNeutrality for all of Washington's citizens.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

This is an egregious attack on our democracy. The end of #NetNeutrality protections means that the internet will be for sale to the highest bidder. When our democratic institutions are already in peril, we must do everything we can to stop this decision from taking effect. https://t.co/8GGrJFMdrU

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@NSUStache Bahaha!!

[Rise Up, Inc. @riseuped]

We are so excited to spread the news about the progress at our Konso School site. This #GivingTuesday we have a simple goal. We want to raise enough money to put the roof on the first 4 classrooms of this project. Every little bit helps.
https://t.co/g0TFVHNBiK

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@AMCTalkingDead Imagining Lil' Jon watching @TheWalkingDead Shiva scene like...

Shiva shows up.
@LilJon : YAYYAH!!
Shiva overtaken by zombies.
@LilJon : WHAT?!
King finally decides to go.
@LilJon : OKAY?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle & I are praying for the victims in Las Vegas. Our thoughts are with their families & everyone enduring another senseless tragedy.

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

Watched a 6 frog mothia hit squad enforcing a bug-free zone on the deck... #FrogCorleone off by himself

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@yourKarma Please, I need my service cancelled and to have the last two months refunded. If I need to send the device, let me know. 8/8

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@yourKarma Your facebook page appears to no longer be up, so I couldn't contact you there. 7/

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@yourKarma I've now been auto-renewed a second time, still with no Karma internet service. Your service worked well when we needed it. 6/

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@yourKarma Both emails were responded to with a trying to sell me a new or discounted device when I really just need to cancel. 5/

[Chris Garrett @chrismgarrett]

@yourKarma The final two emails I sent to support asked to cancel and be refunded for the previous month that I had no service. 4/