chrissy watson

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

A new era begins...

IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐓⚔️

[Ben Spratt @bensprattjourn]

Legend 🏆

[Michael Sharpe @ThinkSharpe]

Fairwell Kevin Keegan.

He hated Thatcher, and that’s good enough for me.

[Kev Grahamslaw @Kevg1083]

⚫️⚪️👑

[Ben Spratt @bensprattjourn]

Six players have moved clubs at the end of the season in which they were the PFA Players’ Player of the Year. Three of those six joined Barcelona or Real Madrid. Only one joined a club in the second division. Saved Newcastle once, then did it again for good measure 👑

[NUFCThreatLevel @NUFCThreatLevel]

Kevin Keegan’s words at the signing of Alan Shearer, 1996. #NUFC

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The difference in style is astonishing.

Keir Starmer was a wooden Mr Lectern.

Andy Burnham breezed through his first speech as Prime Minister with no lectern and without notes.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Two weeks before he took to the stage in Clacton, we installed a remote-controlled banner behind Farage. (June 2024)

[Rewild Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌳 @RewildScotland]

“My daddy who shot for Oxford you know had to have his pistols put in a locked box because of one wee murder in Scotland.” He is referring to the mass murder of 16 five year olds and a teacher.

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

If you are blaming Eddie Howe for players leaving Newcastle United I’m going to say it as directly and plainly as I can.

You’re utterly clueless about football and everything that has gone on at the club for the last four and a half years #nufc

[chrissy watson @chrissy_watson]

@rajsinghchohan 😂😂😂 wey fuck off man

[chrissy watson @chrissy_watson]

@JeffreyPeel 🥴😂😂😂

[Deen @Deens786]

He drove Southampton Football Club into bankruptcy, leaving it drowning in debt. He later went into business with Sunak’s wife then failed to repay a Covid loan by dissolving the company and sticking others with £6.1 million in unpaid wages and taxes.

What a national hero 👏🏻

[Kieran - North East Heritage Library @neheritagelib]

This country has a severe lack of patience and a severe abundance of entitlement.

I’m not saying this guy was perfect, but claiming he did a bad job because change wasn’t instant is so short sighted.

We shouldn’t be able to change PMs every 2 years - whichever side.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

Reform voters take to the streets demanding an election following Starmer’s resignation:

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I was surprised when Jeremy Clarkson texted me on Boxing Day to say how much he liked my @paddypower ad urging men to get tested for prostate cancer. Now I understand.
I wish my old sparring partner all the best with his treatment. Guys, have a PSA test, it may save your life.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Watched Brexit programme on BBC today. What would Farage, Johnson and Gove say now. We are in a total mess. Small biz can't do biz easy with EU .The biggest disaster I have experienced in my life time. Sunderland tipped the scales. Nissan only went to Sunderland so they could sell cars to the EU at low prices.

[South Stand Pies @SouthStandPies]

Here we fucking go again, they must know who’s responsible.

He wasn’t asking for someone’s identity when Jo Cox murdered on the streets by one of his own supporters.

Nigel Farage is a scum bag.