Chris

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to hit my head all too often

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@yourxhazelxtree @StatisticUrban Jesus was a carpenter, OF COURSE he'd appreciate the utility of a nail gun!

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@gilga10 @questionableway I actually find US service somewhat intrusive, overbearing, and obnoxious (on average) compared to service here in Europe.

I can't say to what extent that's differing tastes (ie Americans actually prefer this) Vs tipping culture incentivizing "working" the customer

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@visakanv What did your 2yo think you'd be buying work at the work shop with?

Seems what you need to be explaining are better operationalizations of "shop" and exchanges of money/goods for other goods

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@medi0 @Mishtrash @dieworkwear It says "August 2013" right there at the top, though

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@DickWade11 @Romy_Holland Explains Denethor

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@Romy_Holland @loganb Just lie down for any and all elevator rides

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@pw_is_taco1 @AlecStapp This isn't even a EU thing. We don't have *this particular* type of insanity in Germany, for example...

This is fully self-inflicted

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@_space_punk_ Ah, my mistake was not assuming a jerking off <-> pornography connection

That's just the Jews controlling the media again, innit

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@_space_punk_ Mostly, yes...
I've got hypotheses about the black people thing
Can you en...darken me on the masturbation?

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@_space_punk_ Christian Rock especially

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@_space_punk_ I didn't mention TV/music bc they can easily be explained by assuming a "THE JEWS control the media" view -> "consuming media = celebrating Jewish heritage" ig.
Similar with taxes, rents/bills

"THE JEWS want low public safety via crime by blacks specifically" baffles me though

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@ouranometrian2 I'm 6'8. I pick up the 2 year old and the 6 months old in one arm each and talk to the 4 year old while gently bobbing up and down, exercising my quads.

There, solved it

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@Romy_Holland There's also the people who basically try to preemptively defect in their profiles by aggressively venting all their frustrations with the pool of prospective partners with barely concealed rage

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@Romy_Holland I've never heard it put this way before, but preemptive defection is an incredibly accurate description of these kinds of interactions, and also just the stupidest and most unhinged way to approach dating of all things

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@ProLifeIVF @webdevMason @NoblestCalling The average gains from screening for traits in the paper (1 inch for height, 2.5 IQ points) are actually the same or higher than what you could get in the example here (selection for a trait vs random 1 of the 4) if these scores were perfectly accurate: 1 inch and 0.75 IQ points

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@eurydicelives @goblinodds @Howlingmutant0 My (Swedish) ex used to joke about Sexy Stalin. Quite a lot, and quite intensely – occasionally the content veered into mild necrophilia

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@AJamesHidell @divya_venn @TaylorLorenz This is The Way

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@divya_venn @realsudarshansk Most of iOS actively hurts my eyes

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@Aella_Girl The double belly button is freaking me out a bit

Great hair though