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[AGU @chuks_onoh]

@Buchi_Laba Uncle Jimi said absolutely nothing wrong

[AGU @chuks_onoh]

@Africa_ftbl Raphael onyedika can do that job

[AGU @chuks_onoh]

@ELEGBETE1SPORTS I think Kyle Walker makes a very Good case for all time prem right back

[Sporting Lagos 12th Man @SLagos12thMan]

Every day, we complain about police profiling young Nigerians, yet this nigga is suggesting young footballers should be called “Yahoo boys”.

How intelligent.

I don’t know your intentions, but you’re notorious for being on the wrong side every conversation here. Give it a rest.

[Nkirukamma @SabinaNkiru]

Dora Akunyili will be turning in her grave. Tinubu's DG of NAFDAC finds the proliferation of fake foods and drugs in Nigeria funny.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

ok, I need that bed right away 🥹

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[Olumide Omotoso @Olu_Lumotz]

A Nigerian winger goes to Belgium on trial. He is faster and stronger than every local player.

But after two weeks, the club says no. The feedback: “He struggles with positional discipline. He does not respond to tactical corrections.”

The winger is not unintelligent. He was never trained to adapt.

In Nigeria, he played on mud pitches where tactics were a luxury. In Belgium, he is expected to learn a new system in days.

He has no framework for that kind of rapid cognitive adaptation. This is the hidden tax on African football.

Our players are not less smart. They are less trained in the specific skill of tactical learning. And until we start teaching that skill at home, we will keep exporting athletes who fail at the first intellectual hurdle.

[Football Einstein @Africa_ftbl]

Brilliant take

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

Easiest way to roll a Backwood 🙌

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

IF THE ONLY THING KEEPING A PERSON DECENT IS THE EXPECTATION OF DIVINE REWARD.

THEN, THAT PERSON IS A PIECE OF SHIT.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Anybody can get cheated on, weak man , strong man, odogwu, gym bro, snatched body, figure 8, anybody can get it at anytime. Don’t say it can never happen to you because i can happen to you like mad.

[Udeh of Enugu🦋 @udehenugu]

Watch this video if you are ready to laugh😂😂

[sinatra @itsjustfelixx]

@Mrbomboi Why didn't you come out to defend your vote? PO must not feed you everytime. He already risked so much with much at stake. Why didn't "omini-knowest' like you do the easy part?

[Sam Amadi @SamAmadi]

Cowards Die Many Times

Nigeria is a republic. There are no first class and second class citizens.

You cannot continue to insist on bossing everyone else, even those better than you.

If a man won over 6m votes, excluding those not counted, he deserves the respect of being treated as an integer, not a fraction.

For those who care to know, if O cannot win, A cannot win. If O and A need to be together to win, then it should be OA this time, not AO

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

A Call to Reflect: The Death of Brigadier-General O. Braimah

The moment I heard of the killing of yet another soldier, Brigadier-General O. Braimah, who was killed alongside other army personnel in a Boko Haram attack at Benisheikh, I was quickly reminded of what other countries commit to when it comes to rescuing their endangered soldiers on the battlefield.

Such unfortunate incidents serve as a clarion call for all of us to reflect more deeply on the value we place on the lives of all citizens, including those who stand in defence of our nation, and on the urgent need to strengthen our collective resolve in safeguarding them.

May God grant his dear wife, the families of all the fallen soldiers, and indeed all those who lost their lives in the incident, the fortitude to bear this painful loss. May their souls rest in peace, in honour of their supreme sacrifice for the nation. -PO

[Kunta Kinte 👑 @thisiselroy]

4 is CB
6 is DM😹😹

[DonAza @DonAzag]

66 years after independence and we’re still renting "prestige" from the UK? China, Japan, and Korea built their own paths and now lead the world in tech. Why are we importing Coventry degrees instead of fixing UNILAG, ABU and Others? You don't become a world leader by importing education; you do it by investing in your own. Importing a Coventry degree to Nigeria isn't "progress", it's an admission of failure. A mind that only seeks validation from its former master is still in chains.

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

Alex Onyia is conducting South East Maths Olympiad competition, leading revolution on education and learning among our people

Our so-called rich folks are roaming around South East with brooms like witches and wizards mobilizing for an unmitigated failure at Aso Rock to repeat the same failure.

Let's remember this!

[AGU @chuks_onoh]

@JobFound5 Interested