Horsedick dot JPEG

Retired NFL running back
Cellular Wireless Enthusiast
Fucked Ms. March

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

Thinking about jacking off in the morning and I haven’t even jacked off before bed yet #jackoffaddiction #helpme #thisisacryforhelp #ihaveaproblem

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

I’m thinking about my coffee in the morning and I haven’t gone to bed yet. #CaffeineAddiction

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

The she/they who tattooed this on her arm as a demonstration of edgy nihilist humor would almost certainly have a mental breakdown if she overheard someone say the word “faggot”

[brandon wenerd @brandonwenerd]

Never say millennials lack their own unique culture.

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

Yes, I stood up and clapped, but only for about a minute tops. My wife, Felicia, told me after that she’s had way better. Not sure why you’re lying for clout on X like this my guy 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Sex was so good that the cuck stood up and gave us a 15-minute standing ovation

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Why is Kirby in the HOF but Bernie isn’t?

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

@sodomyenjoyer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

@Tonysmarkettips “Ermmmm you used a bad word when trying to make a joke on Twitter 16 years ago and that’s heckin bad!”

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

Good night, Bryan. Actually, while I have you — can you please tell Kate I am humbly asking that she comes home? Even just to check in?

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

No sex with Kate.
5 day abstinence.
For an experiment.
Goodnight everyone.

[Wicked Park Guy @wickedparks69]

I’m now inside New York City

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

I love when my wife, Kate, has to work late. I get to stay home, scroll X for hours and come upon bangers like this 😂😂

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Just had sex with Kate. Goodnight everyone.

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

Singing “Demons” by Imagine Dragons at my sentencing to convince the judge to give me a lenient sentence

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

She’s still not gonna let you hit. Just give it a rest

[Variety @Variety]

Brian Cox says "they don't like women" in America and "the patriarchy is a f*cking mess."

"They won’t let a woman be president, not in the foreseeable future. Look what happened to Hillary Clinton. The patriarchy is so invasive and so insidious, it’s hard to throw it off. I think the patriarchy is a fucking mess, and it’s the patriarchy that got us into the position that we’re in at the moment, and we don’t learn the lessons. I say, give it over to the women.” (via The Times of London)

https://t.co/jD4AnWhBrT

[LiquidZulu Δ @liquid2ulu]

Poverty is not just indicative of a lack of opportunity, despite what leftists would have you believe. Imagine entire nations and continents full of this man, and you begin to understand the third world.

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

@JeffPassan You should have your citizenship revoked and be air dropped into Mogadishu

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

if the purpose of a system is what it does, then the whole western immigration system is a machine that turns taxpayer money into raped daughters.

the moderate response would be to stop, deport everyone who shouldn’t be here, and hang any bureaucrat and politician responsible.
the actual response is to prosecute anyone who points it out.

you are paying for the importation of men who rape your daughters and you’re not even allowed to be upset about it.
and worst of all, the leftists who defend this will look at this chart and the thing that upsets them is that you shared it

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

In the middle of them two broke girls and ask how badly they want that rent money 😈😛😛🤷‍♂️

[only sitcom @onlysitcom]

You have a 8 hours flight, where are you sitting?

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

AI George Washington looks like the CEO of a tech startup that will one day be caught selling the personal information of its users to Mossad

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Would the Founding Fathers approve of Trump's war in Iran? I won't pretend to speak for them. But in January, I sat down with George AI and asked for its views on foreign entanglements and military action. Here's what it said.

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

King Kong alternate ending where he gets the girl

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Shaq met the tallest professional model in the world Ekaterina Lisina

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

Huge news

[Rogue Rambis @RogueRambis1017]

🚨#BreakingNews 🚨 I officially endorse .@mattgaetz and
.@TuckerCarlson for presidential ticket in 2028

[Horsedick dot JPEG @circketwirelez]

@LindseyGrahamSC is probably an absolute menace at the bathhouse this afternoon

[jz @noweaponformed_]

Yo @JonHeyman sources telling me when Bartolo Colon went AWOL for the White Sox back in the day it’s because he was comped an impromptu trip to Epstein Island. Any truth to this? Lmk