Carolyn Steeves

I'm a gymnastics coach/marketing manager/judge/huge fan. Knitter, reader, binge-watcher, equestrian. I’m a news junkie and recovering journalist.

[Carolyn Steeves @cjmsteeves]

"Everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree and no one shall make them afraid. They'll be safe in the nation we've made."

[Carolyn Steeves @cjmsteeves]

They must have watched the Buzzfeed unsolved episode in #TheWatcher writers room. Because I’m pretty sure they took one of the jokes and ran with it. #thegreatergood #hotfuzzsituation

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Re-watching the #buzzfeedunsolved episode about The Watcher before watching the Netflix show. Ryan and Shane are the experts for me. #watcher

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This #Temple graduate will always have gratitude, respect and love for @CoachMattRhule

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Playing #rupaulsdragrace in the background while working on choreography. Sorry if these floor routines are fiercer than usual, ladies. #notsorry #youbetterwork

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Dahmer’s internal monologue when he and his dad pick up dead animals…🤦‍♀️ #DahmerNetflix

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@tenderpossum It is me! I remember that, too! I was in p-town in October and kept thinking of you! I’m also really bad at checking Twitter notifications 😂

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Where does Clarke keep finding hair dye? Why is all this pink and red hair dye just sitting around in the post-apocalyptic future? Does it become currency? These are the real questions. #the100 #newhairnewseason

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@johnrobinson Shocking. And so off-brand….

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Channeling my inner @Remember_Sarah while I’m out here telling everyone about the satanic panic of the 80s as portrayed in Stranger Things and recommending articles, her podcasts and her eventual book. Moral panics are dangerous, but also fascinating and illuminating.

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So the four tones that sound suspiciously like a clock in season 3, episode 2 when the mind flayer takes Billy is a totally intentional thing, right? Writers out here sprinkling bread crumbs like Hansel and Gretel. #StrangerThings4

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Watching #rupaulsdragrace and @willam is so pretty that she threw up and I said, out loud, “Oh my God. She’s pregnant.” 🤦‍♀️ #dragracerewatch #livetweetlikeits2012

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I have to assume the joke in today’s #heardle was intentional. In which case, give that person a raise!

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He rounded the corner and was knocked down by the smell of anise and clove and suddenly he knew. He was in the presence of Lord Licorice. His next stop was the Licorice Forest and he knew this waking nightmare had just begun. @GISH #talltaletag #gish @bookdork11

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I’ve been catching up on #yourewrongabout and #youaregood and really, I just need to know if @Remember_Sarah wrote Newsies fanfic and what it was about. I’m imagining Spot Conlon and an original female character.

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If the writers of #Letterkenny ever reveal why Dan is taking a women’s studies course, why he’s been in it for so long or give it any context at all, I will be furious. It’s one of the most delightful and funniest mysteries on the show 😂 #professortriciaonspeeddial

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Watching The Conjuring hits differently after listening to the @yourewrongabout episodes about the Warrens. Every time she goes outside I wonder if a Bigfoot will be there. And I look twice at every assistant. #yourewrongabout

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I appreciate that someone put a lot of time and effort into the soundtrack for the Von Dutch documentary. But a string of record scratch noises would have been just as effective. This is insane.

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Sophie: A Murder in West Cork is a compelling story and well told. But nothing is better than when the good people of Schull spend a solid ten minutes absolutely roasting the main suspect. Vicious. “Once I got to know him, I was quite happy if he did not come in here.” 🤣

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Hey, @GISHBOT, I didn’t have time to finish, but here’s a girl with a purl earring. You know why.

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@TheBBSituation One guy did explain different types of grinds, then said something like, “Or you could just watch and enjoy yourself.” Another novel concept : )