Chris

Former chef at Long John Silvers. Self proclaimed World's funniest husband. My biggest fear is that I'll call a teacher mom.

[Chris @ckwhitling]

What about "I love you, college football" or "ily,cf"? @lucy_rohden @jessica_smetana @MichaelRyanRuiz #unnamedcollegefootballsegment

[Chris @ckwhitling]

We don't need much. Like the corner of a doctors office waiting room with the beat up dr Seuss books and that weird miniature puzzle thing with the balls on the rail. The abacus for toddlers.

[Chris @ckwhitling]

Why don't stores like loft have a significant others section with chairs and charging stations? We're all just meandering around staring at the floor.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Looks like you’re going to need a new jersey so…

RT for a chance to win @teehiggins5 NEW #5 JERSEY‼️

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

I'm giving away a PS5 and a copy of Hogwarts Legacy!

All you have to do to enter:
♻️ Retweet
✅ Follow @TmarTn

Winner chosen on February 1st

Good luck! 🪄

[Chris @ckwhitling]

@DaleJr I think you're on to something here #HighRockVodka

[Chris @ckwhitling]

@DaleJr @MikeDavis88 why not call the open segment "open red" since it's for housekeeping items and points that may not fit with the interview. Or "The Water Cooler" and "Water Cooler Dale" can make a return

[Chris @ckwhitling]

I really want to see another attempt at a US version of Taskmaster but with @IanKarmel as the taskmaster and @SeanSJordan as his Alex. The rest of the format stays the same.

[Chris @ckwhitling]

I've been listening to @LeBatardShow for over 7 years and that might be the best payoff ever. I loved every second of it. Thank you @MichaelRyanRuiz and all of the shipping container. Shouts to @IzGutierrez. You're my brother #TheBigGame

[Chris @ckwhitling]

Wordle 218 2/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I feel so accomplished

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

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[Chris @ckwhitling]

...Also if you could be any piece of sports equipment which would you be and why? I'll hang up and listen. ILYMI

[Chris @ckwhitling]

Hi @katienolan @AshleyBraband @ItsMeChristinaE @TravisRockhold @heyjaywolff and *beep*. I just wanted to thank you for being open and honest about your mental health. It helped me to overcome my own anxiety and get help for myself #PromoCodeNolan... * @DanielDopp

[Chris @ckwhitling]

...Katie, I know you'll land on your feet. I hope it's somewhere that you love with people that are great. I love you all and I mean it!...

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

🥳So many people got S5 and Xbox Series X today. Congrats! You can pay me $0. Instead, refer me to friends!

I see A FEW 🚨⚙️🚨⚙️ RTX 3070 Ti – in stock 🏷️ Best Buy 🏷️

Scroll down the Best Buy RTX GPU list https://t.co/sSZ6YYNOzg

*Nvidia GPUs go faster than consoles, so... 😬

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

The best duo: Fiona and Bibi! #TeamFiona

[white morpheus @SquishMitten_]

LETS GO TWITTER. I WILL INCLUDE A LINK TO THE @PayPal below! Retweet and tell EVERYONE. SO MUCH I WANNA SAY, BUT MY AUNT IS THE GLUE TO MY FAMILY AND MEANS THE WORLD TO US. THAT'S MY MOTHERS BEST FRIEND. A NURSE. A HERO. AN INSPIRATION. LETS HELP HER OUT.
https://t.co/sImuSLyjU6

[Chris @ckwhitling]

@DuleHill

[Chris @ckwhitling]

#FakeDoctorsRealFriends merch idea. A bicycle horn with "Director" on it. That way we can toot our own director's horn. What do you think @zachbraff @donald_faison @JoelleMonique @dj_danl ?