Laverne.

I like kpop. She/her.

[⟡ @oddcriminal]

i thought this was fanart of taemin in a tutu

[chase @_chase_____]

when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what‘s even the point anymore

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me texting friend: ooh what happened?!

friend: *sends elaborate voice note *

me to myself: guess I’ll never know

[motti @motticomedy]

it’s important to carve out time for your partner’s needs

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs

[molly @classiclits]

i have never felt so fucking seen

[KJ @_RevRun]

Everybody that been in jail wake up early.

[Andiamo @anderscjay]

I’m sorry were you under the impression the Cheesecake Factory is a farm to table restaurant?

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

might put this bad boy on so i can feel something

[SLUG @generalslug]

i love boomers lol was just talking to my neighbor and he said i should be putting away 20-30k per year in savings

[Zito @_Zeets]

It’s interesting that Moonlight is never included in that discussion, because as well as a queer love story, one of the strongest scenes in that film is when he cries as his mother apologizes to him.

[Tech Burrito @TechBurritoUno]

An incredible moment occurred when a pair of bees collaborated to open a bottle by working in tandem.

[cal? @cal_gif]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

leo placements

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I would like to publicly apologize to JK Rowling. There is no evidence she eats child hearts out of a trough like a farm goat. Furthermore, it was disingenuous to imply that JK "doesn't use bathrooms" and that she "just goes where she goes, like a horse"