Claire

this life is more than just a read through

[Claire @clazzadee]

I've realised I spend a large amount of time talking to people about their dogs and not much else... 🐶🐶

[Maisie 🍂 @maisssslnw]

Bro, be serious

[Hannah Rose 🥀 @hanalyst]

Just fyi to capitalism, my dad does not drink beer OR play golf and I’d still like to get him a Christmas present

[Ana Opp 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AnaOpp]

Instead of 2000s diet culture, I wish they would bring back something nice. Like 2000s rent. Or 2000s hope for the future.

[Flo @flomatthewss]

I find it amazing this man continues to have the gall to tell us all we must be working harder and for longer when this picture of him exists. I would simply have stopped speaking a long time ago.

[Seán @sean_geenee]

Me when I hear an Irish accent outside of Ireland

[🌱John Hyphen🚲 @JohnHyphen]

are yous not entertained

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

France: "We are increasing the retirement age by two years"
The French: "We will drop kick the eiffel tower into the fucking moon if you do"

Britain: "We've made it easier for old rich people to stay rich and if you're poor you can never retire"
Brits: "oh crumbs oh bother"

[Nic Keaney 💀 @NicKeaney]

Sorry to confirm that the party poopers are right and not drinking alcohol, going to bed early and exercising in the morning has drastically improved my anxiety, energy levels and a lot of my sleeping issues.

So sorry.

[FINNEAS @finneas]

As a person who travels for a living… this is gonna be soooooo Fucking stupid

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

hi,

sorry for the late notice but i cannot find the specific clothes i imagined myself attending this event in and thus can no longer make it,

many thanks

[juan @juanbuis]

incredible how the french have truly *perfected* the art of striking

[katie @katie_moats]

the TSA agent held up my bin as an example to the rest of the line on how to go through security correctly. this means I got an A in airport travel, which is a completely normal thing to strive for and attain

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

samwise gamgee was so right; all you need is the simple glory of potatoes and a garden and your favorite person by your side

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Nobody:

Older women on public transportation looking at what you’re doing on your phone:

[charlie @chunkbardey]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[Nix 🕊 @startingfromnix]

I like the idea of "don't save the candles"

meaning: don't hold up your present joy, hoarding it for an unspecified future day/time when you feel ready.

burn the candles, spend time with the people you love, dance more. joy is abundant, but time is limited to feel it

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year