Clint Balcom

CPO at led product/design teams at @jiosaavn, @hearluminary.
Fall golf, Bill Evans, @mets. Everything else is negotiable.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

Of the rapidly evaporating list of small joys, it's comforting to know people on the internet writing "your an idiot" is in no danger.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@Stapes That chateau is asking for it. I have no idea what “it” is. But I know an asking smirk when I see one. Chatawwwwyeahh, chateau.

Also, while I’m not a French scholar, doesn’t it seem like a chateau should be cat water? Why is that a house?

🥖

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@UddhavParab263 @shreyas 👋

[Luminary @hearluminary]

The Midnight Miracle with Dave Chappelle, Talib Kweli and yasiin bey is back. Listen to Episode 1 now: https://t.co/VXsLOaoOqV

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@Leilahzeenat @airindiain Immediate no.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

Wait, is *this* parody? Because if it is, it’s both funny and well-executed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Eli Hollywood @elilutsky]

What kind of a name is 5

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@Stapes Awful. Or is it awfoul?

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@Stapes The worst part of this photo is the lack of Sweet N Sour.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@AmandaGW Don’t Google it. Just go with something charming.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

100% in the tank. 👀

[Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk]

OMG this is gonna be so great!! All the best people! Vince Gilligan’s Next Series Starring Rhea Seehorn Lands At Apple TV+ – Deadline https://t.co/KFFiQx0W9Q

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

1. No less awful than 95% of hyped fights. Last 1/3 was solid boxing.

2. Should Canelo retire? He had 36 rounds to knock down GGG – 12 of them apparently after the Simmons-mandated retirement date – and still couldn’t do it. Clearly he’s no good. Right?

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Triple G please retire that was awful.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@solomania Absolutely not. Returned immediately.

[Luminary @hearluminary]

We’ve got a new logo, just in time for new seasons of #Spooked and #TheCWord. Coming soon: a brand new season of The #MidnightMiracle, a product to match, and a slate of great new content coming this year to #Luminary.

Hear us in a new light: https://t.co/7RCSkAR6B2

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@solomania Pure.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@AmandaGW Some obvious follow-ups:
- Is it okay to hit him with something other than a bagel while he’s on the potty? A donut? Any other fried or baked goods?
- Is it just while on the potty, or can we hit him with a bagel under different circumstances?

[Luminary @hearluminary]

You heard right: Dave Chappelle, Talib Kweli and yasiin bey will do a LIVE recording of The #MidnightMiracle for the first time ever at the Blue Note Jazz Festival.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@iamsamlim Then what was it?

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

Amazing, though it’s a little hard to follow. Which one of these is Uranus? 🤠🤗…😏

(But really: 😳🤯)

[NASA @NASA]

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field.

Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: https://t.co/63zxpNDi4I

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@tapbot_paul Pics or it didn’t happen.

[Clint Balcom @clintob]

@Stapes To the extent we didn’t, it’s only because John Williams saved us.