Tina Marie

Stumbling through life overthinking and not sleeping

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Driving home listening to Gangsta’s Paradise with my hands at 10 and 2

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

If it’s hot enough to make my south mouth sweat, I’m not coming to your outdoor activity

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

I’m 43, but thanks to the genetics and childhood trauma my parents bestowed on me, my body thinks it was on the iceberg when Titanic hit

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Hold on, I need to have a mental breakdown first

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Doctor- So what’s going on?
Me- I’m hot and cold at the same time
Doctor- Not sure that’s possible
Me- I’m pouring sweat but my feet and hands feel like I was in the Antarctic
Doctor- Are you drinking enough water? Getting enough sleep?

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Finally getting a diagnosis for your chronic illness
Me- I knew it wasn’t all in my head
Doctor- Well technically it’s your central nervous system and autonomic nervous system that caused this
Me- Great so it is all in my head

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Being in love is great, but have you ever been chronically ill, mentally meh, and in perimenopause?

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

If I had a chance to do my life over again I wouldn’t. I’m not enjoying this one, why would I want to do it again?

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Supervisor- You can’t eat on the floor
Me- Oh it’s ok. This is my emotional support cheese

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

I don’t think there’s enough drugs in the world to make coping with my dumbass coworkers bearable

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Okay okay okay, listen, listen...how about hugs annnnd drugs, huh? I mean, come on

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

The best part of waking up, is choosing violence at work

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

It’s a stay indoors or catch a charge kind of Friday

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

I will never trust a chef that is 90’s model skinny. They obviously are not eating the food

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back in time and tell my Mom to swallow

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Can’t even afford to breathe anymore

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

My Aunt- I joined the gym
Me- That’s great. Trying to get healthier?
My Aunt- I just want to lose some of this baby weight
Me- Your youngest is 37 years old
My Aunt- And?
Me- 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

The best part of waking up is absolutely nothing at all

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

@assfro One of my house cats. Wish she could go to work with me

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

Be the reason your therapist needs a therapist

[Tina Marie @cmstetz13]

The only thing you will ever see me running towards is free cheese