Jarvis the Cocker

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@AndyRobsonTips Been on it a while.

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@AndyRobsonTips @B36 Yes please size L

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@NickMurphy1995 Should have dimmed the mics at the skiing this morning. Then we wouldn't have had to listen to Lindsey Vonn screaming in pain.

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@AndyRobsonTips What was the 'Confederation ' count in the end I got bored of counting after 30.

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@AndyRobsonTips @OfficialPDC The old BDO logo.

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Thanks @TfL @MayorofLondon another day of shoddy service.

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Another outstanding service @TfL . 4 mins before the train is due you cancel it. Not sure why I'm surprised really.

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@AndyRobsonTips Hojlund 1/2 with PP to comit a foul, its 5/6 with Skybet. Big difference.

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@BakersTweet Is that McClaren Island?

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@BBCMOTD I'm only here for the comments by Arsenal fans.

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Morning @easyJet . On a bus beside the plane 8 mins before take off time. You are still taking baggage off the flight what does it say the flight is on time?

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@melraunch1 #middleclassproblems

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@BakersTweet Its other peoples kids I hate. To be honest I'm not the keen on my own.

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@AndyRobsonTips That's me out. Dont do Instagram.

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@nocontextfooty People asking for context, completely missing the point .

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@glastonbury Jesus, its all gone a bit @CapitalLondon #summertimeball

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@AndyRobsonTips @B36 XXL please.

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@Dag_RedFC Probably got more for a local derby @NationalLeague. But hey only 10 teams nearer to Dagenham than @EastleighFC

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